Clearly, 15 tweets isn’t enough to capture all of the amazingly awful breakup stories running around out there. I’m not sure whether it’s because of online dating is now a thing or because the internet makes it so much easier to share our tales of woe, but man. These tweets of relationships gone sour make it hard to believe the human race is going to survive.

Except for the sex part. Everyone still likes that.

#15. I guess the surprise was on him? #yowch

#14. That’s more than awkward. That’s…mean.

#13. omg panic time

#12. I mean. Are you paying?

#11. Dude thinks he’s Ferris Bueller or something.

#10. First thought: People still listen to the radio?

#9. After that, I’m guessing she wasn’t all that sad.

#8. This only happens to men, notice.

#7. Dating you just gave him the push he needed.

#6. He wasn’t all THAT confused, it turns out.

#5. Okay so that is super duper awkward.

#4. If I wrote a romcom I would make an adult man make the same request of his mother.

#3. With no hang up option. #nightmares

#2. I guess she’s more of a straight A’s kind of gal.

#1. This might be the saddest story ever. For all the wrong reasons.

h/t: NBC