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If You’re Married, These Funny Tweets Will Probably Look Familiar

Hello, married folks! And maybe formerly married folks…

We’re here today to bring you yet another installment of hilarious marriage tweets that really get to the heart of that sacred union.

And by that, I mean you’re going to mostly see how annoyed and irritated people tend to get with their spouses.

Hey, what are you gonna do, right? It is what it is.

So let’s enjoy these marriage tweets together and they might even inspire you to write some of your own.

1. You might not want to wait too long on that one…

Just a word of advice.

2. Ouch! My back!

Now that is HOT.

3. The story of your life.

I think that was a movie once…

4. Let’s go down the list.

Does everyone just share one big list?

5. I don’t think you’re going to win this battle.

You live in a Buffalo Wild Wings now. Just accept it.

6. She’s really not gonna like this.

Let’s hope she doesn’t find it for a long time.

7. Oh, I’m not allowed to order anything?!?!

Well, that doesn’t seem fair.

8. Can 2020 please end soon?

This tweet pretty much sums it up.

9. Get ready for The Volume Wars.

The TV. The car radio. The stereo. All of it.

https://twitter.com/dadthatwrites/status/1306683114844950528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1306683114844950528%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Ffunniest-marriage-tweets-september-15-28_l_5f722b6ec5b6e99dc330ae59

10. That poor man.

There’s no way any women can understand the pain he’s going through.

11. Men only have two piles.

You know it’s true, guys!

12. Keeping things fresh and exciting.

What model are you thinking about?

13. How did that happen?

Very interesting…

14. You. You’re the problem.

Every man has heard this at some point.

Okay, now we want to hear from all of you out there!

In the comments, tell us some funny and/or infuriating stories about your spouses.

We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!

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