Are you and your partner a little over the whole lovey-dovey, over the top, corny Valentine’s Day traditions?

I think a lot of us probably are, which is why you need to check out these hilarious (but still lovable) alternative cards.

These cards are pretty terrific and I think your significant other will enjoy them, too.

1. Truth bomb

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2. That, my friends, is love

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3. That’s nice!

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4. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that

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5. It’s close…

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6. What a catch

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7. More cheese, please

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8. Ohhhhhhh. I see…

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9. J/K

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10. You’re pushing it…

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11. Ehhhh

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12. But please clean up after yourself

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13. The best!

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14. May have

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15. That’s A LOT

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You can browse Etsy to find all kinds of funny Valentine’s Day cards.