One thing is for certain: there is no shortage of hilarious women on social media. Not by a long shot.
And here’s some more proof for you.
1. Very true
If you don't love cats, it's because a cat has never loved you.
— Maria Wojciechowski (@RiaWojo) June 5, 2019
2. LOL
https://twitter.com/imyourkatieque/status/1136018387467886593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1136018387467886593&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-women-tweets-no-trump-3745568%2F
3. 69 dude!
https://twitter.com/vaginadental/status/1135596956049448960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1135596956049448960&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-women-tweets-no-trump-3745568%2F
4. Ouch
Did I have a friend who faked cancer for (count em) FOUR years?? YES!! But before I found out did we get matching tattoos because she had “2 months left to live” ALSO YES!!!!
— Theresa Bateman (@BadGalTuhRiri) June 4, 2019
5. LOL
My ancestors didn't die for my white boyfriend to make me accompany him to a Wilco concert.
— Big Took (@TookyMonster) June 6, 2019
6. She nailed it
https://twitter.com/arayyay/status/1135761851629875200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1135761851629875200&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-women-tweets-no-trump-3745568%2F
7. Okay
https://twitter.com/passiveabrasive/status/1135329610617503746?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1135329610617503746&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-women-tweets-no-trump-3745568%2F
8. Lots of Potter in there
“Proud to say I’ll be writing on the new season of [show]”: Ravenclaw
Grams from writers room but doesn’t say what for: Gryffindor
Doesn’t tell you till six months after the job ends: Hufflepuff
“Just landed my dream writing job can’t say what yet more to come”: Slytherin— Nicole Drespel (@nicolemtherese) June 1, 2019
9. Not a terrible thing
I've never been a bridesmaid. Perhaps more frustrating is how everyone keeps asking me to be their divorcecrone
— the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman) June 7, 2019
10. I’m home!
The nice thing about being a middle class liberal is that no matter what city you’re in, Trader Joe’s always feels like home
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) June 7, 2019
11. Times have changed
Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring??
Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals
— Amy A (@lolennui) June 6, 2019
12. What is it, though?
https://twitter.com/kileyonline/status/1137095615651995654?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1137095615651995654&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Fhilarious-women-tweets-no-trump-3745568%2F
13. It’s better!
my boyfriend has always been my best friend but now that my meds have removed all my sex drive we are a couple of eighth grade BFFs (prank calls, slumber parties, etc) – actually better!
— caroline doyle (@cd0yl3) June 6, 2019
14. That’s right
if sufjan stevens made an album a year until the projected end of civilization we would still not have our promised 50 states
— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) June 5, 2019
15. Not cool
when my tv show won't play bc of weak wifi but the commercial still does? that's systemic oppression. when I finally get signal and the commercial starts over? fascism
— jes tom 🥀 (@jestom) June 6, 2019
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.