I know this might be hard to believe, but one of the most contentious parts of a marriage is CLEANING.

I’m talking about methods, techniques, the delegation of powers. It can actually get quite ugly.

Oh, you don’t believe me? Well, you’re about to see some tweets from married folks who’ve been there, done that, and battled in the trenches over cleanliness with their significant others.

Marriage is a serious commitment, but you better figure out if you’re handy with a mop and a sponge before you actually tie the knot.

Take this advice to heart, okay?

Now let’s take a look at the evidence.

1. Wouldn’t want them to see a mess.

That would be embarrassing.

2. Now she’s in the mood.

It’s gonna be a great night!

3. You’re really not helping.

Can we have a talk, please?

4. Been a long time coming.

Who will empty it first?!?!

5. Sure you were…

Sometimes you just have to say those kinds of things.

6. Way to go!

You did it!

7. She must be really busy…

Well, it seems like he’s buying it.

8. I don’t think so.

You need them to be IN THE ROOM.

9. Oh, sorry about that.

They sure seem polite.

10. Hahaha. Yup.

100% on point.

11. Take it outside.

This is totally reasonable.

12. A memoir…

It should be a bestseller.

13. That’ll do it.

Your hair is everywhere.

14. Isn’t this exciting?!?!

Sure it is…

Now we want to hear from you!

Tell us about the cleaning wars that go on in your house between you and your spouse.

Give us all the dirt! See what I did there…?