“Stuff you shouldn’t buy, even if you could…”

That’s the tagline for a hilarious Instagram account called Worst Buy that imagines fake, horrible products that you wouldn’t want to buy even if they were available.

And we think some of these made-up products will have you screaming “my eyessssss” because they are so bad. Ugh. These are definitely no bueno…

Let’s take a look and have some laughs at these totally ridiculous products.

1. I can’t wait to try it!

Wait…on second thought…

https://www.instagram.com/p/CD1kcGkDm1P/

2. Very yucky stuff.

Your kids will NOT be into this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDwGhqHD1hQ/

3. I’d take this right about now.

I think you might, too…

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDu5e2kDK6O/

4. Looks good to me!

I do love olives…

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDuDpRLDAwh/

5. This could be a million-dollar idea.

Don’t give up on this one!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDm0woXjxEc/

6. Wayne Campbell for the win!

Please tell me that you get the reference…

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDjbHoIjtLj/

7. The breakfast of champions.

Start your day off on the right foot.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDh3WBxDX0c/

8. You need this in your life.

And so do I!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDgr–VDNfW/

9. Just slide your foot right in.

It feels wonderful!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDbnSObj7Nj/

10. A lot of people seem to be doing this anyway…

Ugh…come on, people.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDZ1yZcjsIB/

11. Be careful with your teeth!

I’m just sayin’…

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDY70M8jBEr/

12. This will not be a big seller.

Parents are not into it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDU96Waj0OM/

13. Might as well start them early.

We still might be working from home by the time they’re our age…

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDT7X-ujVjE/

14. What a letdown!

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDRufiJDnyj/

I really don’t think I need any of those in my life…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us which one these is your favorite.

Thanks!