Comedian Alan Wagner loves to mess with people. He posts fake signs all over Los Angeles and they’re all…let’s just say, unique.

Take a look at these beauties and I dare you not to laugh. (I’m also hoping that a whole lot of people call the phone numbers on these signs…).

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