If you don’t laugh, then you’ll cry, right?
That’s the mantra I keep repeating in my head so I don’t slowly go insane because, as you know, THIS WHOLE SITUATION SUCKS.
So we might as well just laugh at our situation (while wearing masks) so we can try to get it over with without losing our minds.
I think we can do it! And we’ll do it together!
So enjoy these tweets about our current situation and keep on keeping on!
1. You need a break.
And the car in the garage will do.
I’m at the sit in the car to get out of the house phase of quarantine.
— Melanie Trump (@noradaexploraa) April 22, 2020
2. Can’t figure out the cause…
Don’t even bother trying. Just ignore it.
I've reached the stage of quarantine where I can't tell if the eyelid twitching is too much coffee, too much homeschooling or not enough alcohol.
— Northern Lights 🐢🦕🦖 (@PinkCamoTO) May 16, 2020
3. I miss you, favorite shirt!
Hopefully you can wear it out sometime soon…
I’ve reached the:
Going into my closet and telling my clothes I miss them
stage of quarantine.
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) April 23, 2020
4. That is incredibly random.
But I kinda like it!
i've reached the 'photoshopping rihanna into a car with david lynch' phase of quarantine pic.twitter.com/v7GzHc4aKH
— Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) March 17, 2020
5. Missin’ da club.
When do you think they will reopen?
This is corny. But I miss the club. What stage of quarantine chaos is this
— quinta brunson (@quintabrunson) April 23, 2020
6. Time for a home perm.
This is gonna be killer!
I have passed the cutting bangs stage and moved right into the considering a home perm stage of quarantine. Get on my level.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) April 21, 2020
7. Deal with it. Eat it.
Done with the gourmet stuff.
The gourmet home-cooking phase of quarantine was fun but now we're kinda pic.twitter.com/d0KxVi5GIy
— Stephanie Wyeld (@steph_the_twit) April 14, 2020
8. That sounds depressing.
Bringing up old traumas.
I’ve reached the “My Kid Had to Interview Me About My Childhood For a School Project and I Cried” phase of quarantine.
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) May 1, 2020
9. That is VERY desperate.
But you gotta pass the time somehow.
I reached the “I actually watched everyone’s IG stories” stage of isolation.
— Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy (@storiesofamom) April 26, 2020
10. You might need to talk to someone very soon.
Just a suggestion…
What stage of quarantine are you at, me I’m wearing a foofy bathrobe 24/7, drinking everything out of a champagne flute, calling the house spiders “dahling” in a transatlantic accent
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) April 1, 2020
11. Things are getting weird over here…
Just try to stay calm…
My husband: explaining why a bumper buoy wouldn't fix a hole in a boat
Me: Really, THIS is the first concern you have with Paw Patrol?
What stage of quarantine is this?
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) April 12, 2020
12. No Shirt. No Problem.
It’s okay, no one’s paying attention.
I have reached the toddler stage of quarantine. NO SHIRT
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) May 15, 2020
13. I’m there, too!
I’m not sure what it’s called, though…
What stage of quarantine is it when you want to burn all the furniture in your house and just sit in an empty room
— Lights (@lights) May 16, 2020
14. That’s not such a bad thing.
Wear your masks, people!
I’m at the “Ironing Bandanas Before I Fold Them Into Face Masks” stage of quarantine.
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) April 4, 2020
How are you holding up during this?
Are you losing your mind or are you dealing with it just fine?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know how you’re doing!