You can spend hours and hours scrolling through Twitter, looking for good content. It can be really exhausting sometimes because you have to get through all the crap before you occasionally stumble upon a real gem.
Well, you don’t have to worry about that, my friends! Because we’ve compiled some of the best tweets from 2010 until today.
It’s all right here! So get going, slugger!
1. That blank stare.
Me explaining
My love for my
Dog and how I
Would die for him My dog pic.twitter.com/qy2O9tsJke— ?-??????ッ (@eemmmmauel) May 28, 2019
2. “It’s Cold” would’ve been good.
Rejected Disney Movie Titles:
1) Find My Fish Son
2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs
3) Peter Pot
4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face
5) It's Cold— deck the halls w kimmymonte ❄️ (@KimmyMonte) May 9, 2016
3. That’s the one…
her: i’m in a sorority
me trying to impress her: *nervous* oh really i’m uh- i’m in a frat
her: is it kappa sig
me: *visibly sweating, has already forgotten what she said* ya im in peppa pig
— harvard graduate (@heelyfanaccount) October 14, 2019
4. Keep it cool.
When I pick my daughter up from day care she screams “DADDY!” and runs towards me for a hug and it’s like be cool bitch you look desperate.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) May 3, 2013
5. You showed her.
In 1998 I *begged* my mom to buy me JNCO jeans.
She agreed, but only on the condition we do a photoshoot to prove to my future self how stupid I looked.
Look who's laughing now, mom. pic.twitter.com/guTjRSk31N
— Zach Kornfeld (@korndiddy) December 7, 2018
6. That would be amazing.
At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
— slick (@dlicj) November 20, 2013
7. He’s very sensitive.
Just saw a very stoned young man in the 7/11 look at the selection of chips sadly and say softly “there’s too many of you”
— ??✨Patrick Lenton✨?? (@PatrickLenton) November 10, 2017
8. You’re an expert at this.
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
— ho ho holesome content (@SortaBad) August 5, 2014
9. The original Jackass.
Hi I'm Ben Franklin and this is Jackass!
*Flies a kite in a thunder storm*
— Captain Antagonist ? (@AnOrangeSNES) November 22, 2014
10. Wonder what he did…
yoooo, they revoked his medical license. pic.twitter.com/eOKNYjDFV6
— Manny?? (@Manny_Bodega) April 27, 2017
11. I’m a huge fan of this.
My brother has been replacing family photos with pics of Steve Buscemi and my mom hasn't noticed pic.twitter.com/d533C4yEZW
— Clare Manion (@claremaura) July 24, 2016
12. Shadow in the doorway.
me walking to my parents room at 2am telling them i threw up pic.twitter.com/cKUkWAUVFN
— Mør (@Moristiko) October 3, 2018
13. Silky smooth.
When you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide is what I imagine heroin feels like.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) December 25, 2013
14. That adds up.
Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental.
— Don Nichols (@DairylandDon) August 14, 2015
15. Genius!
I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. pic.twitter.com/X8NdjG6vdY
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) April 13, 2018
What are some of your favorite tweets from the past decade?
Let us know in the comments, por favor!