Let’s cut the small talk and get straight to the comedy, shall we?
Here are some of the funniest jokes from the ladies that we’ve been able to track down recently.
Enjoy!
1. Very true.
https://twitter.com/ShelleyBFarmer/status/1207537112070967297?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1207537112070967297&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fbest-tweets-from-women-december-20%2F
2. You better believe it.
🎶You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Emotions are a sign of weakness🎶— Alison Zeidman (@alisonlzeidman) December 20, 2019
3. Thanks for nothing.
watching the rise of skywalker is like telling an acquaintance you ate potato salad once and enjoyed it, and then having that acquaintance break into your home in the middle of the night, tie you to a chair, and mash potato salad into your face and eyes for 2+ hours
— Evil Emma Stefansky (@stefabsky) December 17, 2019
4. Hey o!
There’s always ONE crazy one in the bunch!!! (This tweet is about stovetop burners)
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) December 17, 2019
5. Those are your treasures.
I hope when I die they bury me alongside all my open Chrome tabs, like Tutankhamun among his treasures
— Pjörk🐷 (@NicoleConlan) December 19, 2019
6. Thanks for the heads up.
https://twitter.com/IovelyAna/status/1206314237833949189?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1206314237833949189&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fbest-tweets-from-women-december-20%2F
7. You think they did?
Holy shit… What if the makers of CATS…pulled a PRODUCERS?
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) December 20, 2019
8. Check your social media Fitbit.
how many miles do you think we've all scrolled this year
— delia (@delia_cai) December 17, 2019
9. Wow…
https://twitter.com/islawhat/status/1206198826471763968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1206198826471763968&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fbest-tweets-from-women-december-20%2F
10. A lot of married people out there.
If you make eye contact with me in NYC we are common-law married
— Carmen Lagala (@CarmenLagala) December 20, 2019
11. Accurate.
A lot of people don’t know about politics cause history teachers be football coaches.
— trapper/rapper (@lonthecelebrity) December 19, 2019
12. I like all of them!
My mom asked me to help her decorate christmas cookies pic.twitter.com/ZXGe76HuBC
— ♝ 𝔄𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔞 ♝ (@aalexandriabish) December 19, 2019
13. She gets it.
https://twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal/status/1207530415017414657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1207530415017414657&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fbest-tweets-from-women-december-20%2F
14. Could make a turn in any direction.
https://twitter.com/MsGeorgiaOQueef/status/1207165512435691520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1207165512435691520&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Flifestyle%2Fbest-tweets-from-women-december-20%2F
15. I’ve wondered that too.
how do presidential candidates debate without crying
— julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) December 20, 2019
Keep it up, ladies! You’re killing us over here!