I don’t know what this fella Matt Shirley does for a living, but he needs to be a relationship counselor…or a comedian. On his Instagram page, Shirley recently revealed the chart he created about the pros and cons of different first date locations.

There’s some seriously useful information on there, right? Well, Shirley isn’t a one-trick pony. His Instagram page is filled with helpful charts on a variety of subjects ranging from playing Mario Kart to what to expect during your Uber ride. Take a look at a bunch of different charts that Shirley has created and just try not to be impressed.

h/t: The Chive

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