Forget about those tired old cards with poems and nice greetings in them. Next time it’s someone’s birthday who’s in your little circle, give them one of these cards instead.

They’ll love it!

1. Loves it

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2. Hey o!

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3. Here you go

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4. Or something…

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5. That darn honey badger

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6. A little older

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7. Try. For me.

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8. Son of a…

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9. Not gonna happen

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10. You can stop now

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11. That’s pretty old

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12. Are you kidding me?

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13. Please cry

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14. Just like Mad magazine

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15. DEAD

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Aren’t those great?