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Girlfriend Shares The Crazy Stuff Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep

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Of all the entertainment options out there, like movies, TV shows, and books, one of them doesn’t get the respect it deserves: living with someone who talks in their sleep. If you’ve ever known a sleep talker, you know that every night there’s a chance something weird and wonderful will come out of their mouth. Maybe you’ll overhear a rousing argument they’re having with a rhino. Or maybe they’ll accuse you of stealing the sun and eating it. It could be anything!

One woman whose boyfriend is a champion sleep talker decided to write down the weirdest things he says in his sleep. Since she began sharing them at her Twitter account @Sleep_Sayings, she’s racked up 22,000 followers in the process. It’s easy to see why: the stuff her boyfriend says while zonked out is funnier than what most of us say when fully awake.

Below, you can check out some of his strangest sleepy one-liners. (via Bored Panda) If you’ve lived with a sleep talker, you’ll definitely relate. And if you are a sleep talker, now you know how your partner feels.

 

1. Looks like someone’s having the lumberjack nightmare again.

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2. The jewel heist is getting off to a rough start.

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3. If the Bible were written by Quentin Tarantino.

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4. A scene from Invasion of the Moth People.

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5. He really didn’t wanna know the pregnancy test result.

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6. It’s not easy babysitting sea creatures.

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7. We’ve all had some version of this dream.

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8. Looks like we’re watching Duck Dynasty. Again.

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9. The question was, “Can I eat four Taco Bell gorditas in one sitting?”

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10. Sorry pal, but here at “Jar O’ Toenails” all sales are final.

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11. Samuel L. Jackson should have said this in Jurassic Park.

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12. Mr. Popper needs to fire his personal chef.

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13. Every time Underdog goes to the vet.

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14. This is why Subway sandwich artists have trouble dating.

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15. If you live your life by a code, you can do a lot worse than this.

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h/t: Bored Panda