Are you feeling a little bit edgy? Like you’re about to crawl out of your skin and run through the streets with your clothes off?
Well, you’ve come to the right place! We don’t want you to do anything crazy like we just described above, so instead, we’re providing you with hilarious tweets so you can laugh your pain away!
Yeah, that’s much better!
Hey, I feel pretty on edge these days too, so just know that you’re not alone, okay folks?
Let’s enjoy these tweets so we can laugh our anxiety away for good!
1. No one has ever said this.
Come on! Get real!
All I’m saying is I don’t think anyone ever lies on their death bed thinking, “I should’ve eaten more salads”.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) January 5, 2020
2. No. No, you won’t…
Oh, God! You devil!
god (creating me): here’s the ability to be funny sometimes
me: omg thank you! so i guess i’ll be pretty happy then
god: LOL wow, you are funny
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) October 20, 2020
3. Oh…that kind of marathon.
I guess I misunderstood you…
The older I get the more I realize how important my health is so I've decided to start doing marathons.
Any good series recommendations?
— que cera sarah 🤷♀️ (@dooz_er) October 23, 2020
4. It never ends.
It will be an endless cycle throughout your life.
https://twitter.com/asaltiercorpse/status/1319666278685200384
5. Good for you!
Not everyone can say that.
I’m 42 but at the perfect angle and with optimal lighting, I could totally pass for 41.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) October 22, 2020
6. A good conversation starter.
You wouldn’t believe the things they do between the sheets!
Next time you have dinner with your in-laws, don’t forget to mention that your spouse is a freak in bed
— Jules (@julcasagrande) October 25, 2020
7. It’s like Freaky Friday.
Now do you see her point of view?
I used my teenage daughter’s body wash and now I know all of life’s answers and can’t stop rolling my eyes.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) October 25, 2020
8. I wish politicians would run on this platform.
You have my vote!
normalize an entire pizza being one serving
— 𝓶♡ (@Love_bug1016) October 21, 2020
9. Yeah, turns out he was full of sh*t.
Don’t even get me started on Dancing on the Ceiling.
Lionel Richie led me to believe Sunday mornings would be easier than they are.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) October 25, 2020
10. Sure I am…
It’s working!
my therapist: you’re a good person
me: oh no I’ve tricked you too
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) October 13, 2020
11. Oh, sorry about that Dad…
That’s what Dads do!
someone liked a ton of my tweets at once and their account has 0 followers and was JUST made, and I thought, “this must be a bot.” then I looked closer. it’s my dad.
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) October 15, 2020
12. I think this is camping.
Are you having a good time?
*leaves my phone at home*
Is this camping? Am I camping?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 14, 2020
13. Is that too much to ask?
Come on! Stop complaining!
i don’t get why my bridesmaids are pissed at me! i just asked that they pay $300 for a dress, buy a plane ticket, quarantine for 2 weeks at a hotel, get tested, risk their life at my 300 person wedding, and give a long speech about our inside jokes
— Lily Sullivan (@LilyYily) October 11, 2020
Ahhh, that feels better.
Now we want to hear from you!
In the comments, share some funny stuff that you’ve seen lately on social media.
Please and thank you!