As usual, women on Twitter are making us laugh. Again. And again. Over and over.
And that’s really good news for those of us that like to laugh and have a good time!
Are you one of us…?
If so, then proceed and enjoy!
1. Doesn’t ring true, does it?
I don't know how much of JOKER was supposed to take place in reality, but I will tell you right now: no finance guy has EVER known the lyrics to the first two verses of Send In The Clowns by heart, let alone that Sondheim intended it to be sung WITHOUT legato.
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) October 21, 2019
2. Ouch. Doctors, did you see this one?
https://twitter.com/luisadieznuts/status/1186843017476542464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1186843017476542464&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Ffunny-tweets-from-women%2F
3. Didn’t really happen that way.
Friendly reminder that Caroline Calloway thinks Anne Frank survived the Holocaust and self-published her own memoir.
That’s it. That’s the tweet pic.twitter.com/hc7zK31h21
— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss) October 21, 2019
4. Just throw those in the trash.
College mail is always like: hey there! You’re amazing and we love you so soooo much wow you look great is that a new haircut what we need from you is $4,000 by Tuesday
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) October 22, 2019
5. Worked for me.
https://twitter.com/sliccmic/status/1187105315701035009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1187105315701035009&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Ffunny-tweets-from-women%2F
6. Mistaken identity.
When a guy on an app told me he was a "huge fan" of my music and I said "holy shit thank you so much" and then later realized the only thing I had written as my bio was "I Am Weird Al" https://t.co/Bani1MX9yV
— Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) October 25, 2019
7. I’m with you on this one.
https://twitter.com/melisshious/status/1187819477204905985?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1187819477204905985&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Ffunny-tweets-from-women%2F
8. How did that happen?
Funeral director: "Carmen died with 3,365 followers"
Me, rising from coffin: "wait, did someone unfollow me??"
— Carmen Lagala (@CarmenLagala) October 22, 2019
9. That central AC is crucial.
I hate questions like this. Obviously its going bad, that's why i am talking to your bitch ass. Just tell me if you have central AC or not so we can get married and I can be put out my misery smh pic.twitter.com/2DkLOMXGUI
— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) October 22, 2019
10. Major crisis going on here.
https://twitter.com/yamaneika/status/1187934620148518912?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1187934620148518912&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Ffunny-tweets-from-women%2F
11. I see…
[a tweet complaining about men hitting on me so people will know that men hit on me]
— Pamela Ross (@PamNotAnderson) October 21, 2019
12. Coming together for a good cause.
The Super Bowl Star Wars
🤝
Teaching kids
Roman numerals— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) October 26, 2019
13. No, but that’s a good move.
Sex is cool but have you ever sent your BF so many suggestive Garfield memes he threatens to leave you?!
— Bron dot com (@brondotcomputer) October 23, 2019
14. Listen to this, people.
https://twitter.com/GiuliaRozzi/status/1185996061501878272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1185996061501878272&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Ffunny-tweets-from-women%2F
15. Reach for the stars!
https://twitter.com/christichiello/status/1187324194234814465?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1187324194234814465&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Flife%2Fnews%2Ffunny-tweets-from-women%2F
Oh ladies of Twitter, you never fail to deliver!
Keep it up!