As usual, women on Twitter are making us laugh. Again. And again. Over and over.
And that’s really good news for those of us that like to laugh and have a good time!
Are you one of us…?
If so, then proceed and enjoy!
1. Doesn’t ring true, does it?
I don't know how much of JOKER was supposed to take place in reality, but I will tell you right now: no finance guy has EVER known the lyrics to the first two verses of Send In The Clowns by heart, let alone that Sondheim intended it to be sung WITHOUT legato.
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) October 21, 2019
2. Ouch. Doctors, did you see this one?
nothing makes me laugh more than doctors on dating apps. they really think this is 1975 and their careers make them hot shit like we don’t know they are just good at memorizing and bad at human connections ???
— luisa (@luisadieznuts) October 23, 2019
3. Didn’t really happen that way.
Friendly reminder that Caroline Calloway thinks Anne Frank survived the Holocaust and self-published her own memoir.
That’s it. That’s the tweet pic.twitter.com/hc7zK31h21
— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss) October 21, 2019
4. Just throw those in the trash.
College mail is always like: hey there! You’re amazing and we love you so soooo much wow you look great is that a new haircut what we need from you is $4,000 by Tuesday
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) October 22, 2019
5. Worked for me.
psychologists dont want you to know this video is the cure for depression pic.twitter.com/JAM4KTnuoY
— rat mic ? (@sliccmic) October 23, 2019
6. Mistaken identity.
When a guy on an app told me he was a "huge fan" of my music and I said "holy shit thank you so much" and then later realized the only thing I had written as my bio was "I Am Weird Al" https://t.co/Bani1MX9yV
— Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) October 25, 2019
7. I’m with you on this one.
if i don’t wake up sweaty….honey, that was NOT a nap ?
— melissa c rocha (@melisshious) October 25, 2019
8. How did that happen?
Funeral director: "Carmen died with 3,365 followers"
Me, rising from coffin: "wait, did someone unfollow me??"
— Carmen Lagala (@CarmenLagala) October 22, 2019
9. That central AC is crucial.
I hate questions like this. Obviously its going bad, that's why i am talking to your bitch ass. Just tell me if you have central AC or not so we can get married and I can be put out my misery smh pic.twitter.com/2DkLOMXGUI
— Whacktose Intolerant (@MillyTamarez) October 22, 2019
10. Major crisis going on here.
Yo! I had to turn off the Kanye album #JesusIsKing after the 3rd song, I can't be twerking to gospel … and them songs is slapping hard ??
— Yamaneika Saunders (@yamaneika) October 26, 2019
11. I see…
[a tweet complaining about men hitting on me so people will know that men hit on me]
— Pamela Ross (@PamNotAnderson) October 21, 2019
12. Coming together for a good cause.
The Super Bowl Star Wars
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) October 26, 2019
13. No, but that’s a good move.
Sex is cool but have you ever sent your BF so many suggestive Garfield memes he threatens to leave you?!
— Bron.com (@brondotcomputer) October 23, 2019
14. Listen to this, people.
Gentle reminder if you feel overwhelmed, taking a break from social media is better than having a breakdown on social media.
— Giulia Rozzi (@GiuliaRozzi) October 20, 2019
15. Reach for the stars!
I auditioned to voice 2 different animated dogs this week. I didn't book either becuz Jesus must want me to keep doing my "I'm a failure" joke. But every time I feel the shame that barking alone in my room brings me, I know that I am that much closer to achieving my dreams!!!
— christi chiello (@christichiello) October 24, 2019
Oh ladies of Twitter, you never fail to deliver!
Keep it up!