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Funny Tweets From People Who Might Love Their Dogs More Than Their Life Partners

I have a feeling that this article is going to resonate with a whole lot of people out there…

Why, you ask? Because I’ve seen countless examples of people out there who seem to like their dog more than their spouse or their partner.

You think I’m crazy? Well, you’re about to see the proof, my friends…

And then you’ll never doubt me again! Ever! About anything!

And I think these tweets might even resonate with YOU…let’s take a look.

1. Don’t even worry about him.

You’re the ones I really love.

2. Hmmm. I don’t like the sound of that.

What do you think it means?

3. We all know who she loves more.

There’s really nothing you can do about it.

4. Get a free pass.

On pretty much everything.

5. Starting to hurt your feelings.

Might need to go to couple’s counseling…with the dog.

6. Give it a rest, okay!

The dog is driving a wedge between the two of you.

7. This is what it’s like.

Oh well, that’s life.

8. Let’s have a talk.

Good, she’s not around…

9. I agree with this philosophy.

You’re doing the right thing, sir.

10. Not you, the dog.

Oh…never mind…

11. You sound a little annoyed.

Are you annoyed yet?

12. This is gonna be great!

No, not you! The dog!

13. I think it might be true.

Hey, it is what it is.

Do you have any pooches at home?

Well, we want to meet them!

Share some pics with us in the comments and tell us a little it about these furry friends of yours!

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