I have a feeling that this article is going to resonate with a whole lot of people out there…
Why, you ask? Because I’ve seen countless examples of people out there who seem to like their dog more than their spouse or their partner.
You think I’m crazy? Well, you’re about to see the proof, my friends…
And then you’ll never doubt me again! Ever! About anything!
And I think these tweets might even resonate with YOU…let’s take a look.
1. Don’t even worry about him.
You’re the ones I really love.
Whenever my husband shows me affection and my dogs get jealous, I have to tell them that they are my true loves and he means nothing to me.
— Stacey (@skittle624) November 3, 2018
2. Hmmm. I don’t like the sound of that.
What do you think it means?
I sneezed and my husband didn’t say a word.
Fifteen minutes later the dog sneezed.
Husband FROM UPSTAIRS, “BLESS YOU!”
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) February 26, 2020
3. We all know who she loves more.
There’s really nothing you can do about it.
If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) March 24, 2017
4. Get a free pass.
On pretty much everything.
[middle of the night]
*wife rolls over*
me: I'm trying to sleep!
*dog sits on my head*
me: Hi puppy— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 6, 2016
5. Starting to hurt your feelings.
Might need to go to couple’s counseling…with the dog.
My husband has already apologized more to the dog in 3 weeks than to me in 6 years
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) January 6, 2020
6. Give it a rest, okay!
The dog is driving a wedge between the two of you.
Husband: *gets in the shower*
Me: Honey! Come quick! Hurry!
Husband: *soaking wet* What is it? What’s wrong?
Me: Look what the dog is doing. Isn’t he the cutest?
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) December 18, 2019
7. This is what it’s like.
Oh well, that’s life.
My husband came home from being gone for 6 days, walked through the door & went straight to the dog.
And that’s what it’s like to be married for 20 years.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 6, 2020
8. Let’s have a talk.
Good, she’s not around…
I like to think my dog follows me to the bathroom so we can gossip about my wife in private.
— lucy bexley 🧃 (@bexley_lucy) July 10, 2020
9. I agree with this philosophy.
You’re doing the right thing, sir.
I will give my wife a back rub for 5 minutes before I get tired but I'll rub my dog's ears for hours until he ends it.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) November 17, 2017
10. Not you, the dog.
Oh…never mind…
*Arriving home at the end of the day*
Me: Hi handsome
Husband: Hi
Me: Sorry I was talking to the dog— sophielou (@sophielou) July 17, 2019
11. You sound a little annoyed.
Are you annoyed yet?
Another romantic evening with my husband except it's us watching TV while he cuddles with the dogs.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) July 3, 2017
12. This is gonna be great!
No, not you! The dog!
Me: Don’t forget we’re wearing matching costumes for Halloween.
Husband: Great! What should we be?
Me: I meant me and the dog.
Husband: Of course you did.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) October 7, 2019
13. I think it might be true.
Hey, it is what it is.
WIFE: He never pays any attention to me. All he cares about is that dog.
THERAPIST: is this true?
ME: [sewing swim trunks for the dog] is what true?
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) May 19, 2018
Do you have any pooches at home?
Well, we want to meet them!
Share some pics with us in the comments and tell us a little it about these furry friends of yours!