Some people love it, some people HATE it.
(I can’t understand people in the latter category, but to each their own.)
I’m talking about Halloween. Which, in my humble opinion, is the greatest holiday ever invented.
But, like I said, some people don’t feel the same way that I do.
And the people behind these tweets are very happy that Halloween is over…until next year.
1. You’re over it?
People are saying my Marie Kondo Halloween costume is "racist" and "transphobic" when really they're just mad I came to their party and threw all their shit in a dumpster.
— Jean Creamery (@kylekinane) October 24, 2019
2. There’s a lot of them out there.
Halloween costume idea:
That mean girl from high school who became a nurse and also sells pyramid scheme shampoo on the side pic.twitter.com/bA8Vxd43S7
— Rachel Wolf (@rachwoof) October 21, 2019
3. “They’re so different.”
Last minute Halloween costume idea (must run around party saying “They’re so different”) pic.twitter.com/f41Oo5FpFY
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) October 20, 2019
4. They’re gonna love it.
I have eaten all the Halloween candy, so this year trick or treaters are getting Kikkomon soy sauce packets
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 24, 2019
5. Sounds like a plan!
Everybody: what you gonna be for Halloween?
Me: DRUNK pic.twitter.com/SGoFInHzrJ
— GQ (@_ProminentKevv) October 24, 2019
6. Don’t stress yourself out.
i feel like i need to do as many halloween related activities as i possibly can before the month is over and i'm STRESSED i need 50 pumpkins asap
— ????? ? (@thholyghost) October 17, 2019
7. That’s how it works.
Somehow my Halloween candy stash keeps disappearing with the more stress I get
— Cheeky P (@0000seapea808) October 23, 2019
8. Can we put an end to this?
3-year-old: Is today Halloween?
3: What if I'm really scary?
Let the negotiations begin.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2019
9. Blew it. Again.
When you go to a Halloween party and you're the only one in costume pic.twitter.com/n7rP0iOCVW
— ?Cosmic Melody? (@CosmicMelodyLW) October 19, 2019
10. You nailed it!
This year for Halloween I'm going as a fat, old, bald version of Malcolm. I've been working on this costume for 13 years!!!
— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) October 28, 2019
11. The whole month of October.
I have never seen a longer Halloween in my life.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 27, 2019
12. Probably shouldn’t wear that.
IM FUCKING SCREAMING I JUST SPENT $50 ON THIS CACTUS COSTUME NOT KNOWING THERE WOULD BE A CACTUS PENIS ATTATCHED TO ME AND A HAT THAT SAID “FEELING THORNY” MY FUCKING GRANDPARENTS ARE COMING OVER HALLOWEEN?? pic.twitter.com/puXWRLuHLd
— ًhendery’s bitch ♡ (@kissdery) October 28, 2019
13. Stand strong.
We’ve made it to Sunday. Halloween is still 4 days away. We have to stay strong together. It will all be over soon.
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) October 28, 2019
14. This is not gonna do the trick.
Stormi: i just wanna be princess for halloween
Kylie: No you’re being ME
— o n i (@onixbey) October 28, 2019
How do you feel about Halloween? Are you on my team or are you with THE ENEMY?
Let us know in the comments!