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Funny Tweets for All the Dads Out There

Oh, dads…they’re always doing their best to make our lives better, aren’t they?

And they’re usually right on point with making us smile and even making us laugh out loud.

It’s somehow baked into every male’s DNA that they turn into a corny, cheesy, goofball once they have kids and I have to say that we’re all better for it.

All the dads I know out there are definitely like this! So let’s quit beating around the bush and check out some hilarious dad tweets, shall we?

1. This dad is speaking the truth.

You know it’s the truth!

2. Well, now it’s time to throw up.

But I appreciate the gesture.

3. You have to lie to them sometimes.

There’s really no way around it.

https://twitter.com/dadthatwrites/status/1324724903266824193

4. Where’s the lie here?

Why is your wife getting mad about this?

5. It takes up a lot of time, doesn’t it?

It really adds up, no doubt about it.

6. Gee, thanks a lot.

Didn’t need to hear that today.

7. It’s almost her time to shine.

She’s full of one-liners.

8. Can Alexa do this?

I think Alexa might be able to do this!

9. Say goodbye to all of it.

It’s going to go bye-bye.

10. That did the trick!

Hey, nice work!

11. He’s catching on very quickly.

And he might have a future in comedy.

12. This is not a good turn of events.

You’re freaking me out, man!

Okay, folks, now we want to hear from all of you!

Do you have any funny dad jokes or any funny stories about your father?

If so, please talk to us in the comments. Thanks a lot!

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