FACT: dating is tough even during normal times.
Throw in a worldwide pandemic that forces all of us to stay at home most of the time and not be able to get close to people? That’s a recipe for a lot of lonely, frustrated folks.
But hey, look at the bright side. At least you won’t be making any really bad life choices for a while. Those can wait until 2021!
Let’s take a look at some funny tweets about people who are looking for love during the Covid-19 era.
1. Yeah, we’re all in a bit of a dry spell.
Some of us much longer than others…
I choose my underwear for the day based on how likely I am to have sex.
Today I'm wearing a used grocery bag I found floating across the highway.
— Wonderstruck 🇨🇦 (@metickleu) October 2, 2019
2. Something doesn’t smell right here…
Time to head for the hills.
imagine meeting someone on social media. you chat for days, have deep conversations, everything clicks, then you meet up in june only to find out they don’t smell right what a waste of time
— Maybe: Ex ♡ (@thatsdatingnow) March 26, 2020
3. You’re gonna be fighting them off with a stick.
You’re onto something here.
"I have two-ply."
– my new dating profile
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) March 14, 2020
4. Yeah, there’s really no excuse for that right now.
The truth hurts, doesn’t it?
We’re quarantined with our laptops and our phones. If they’re not texting u back, they just don’t want to
— Erica (@eerrriiicaa) March 15, 2020
5. That sounds about right.
Are you following these protocols?
The CDC says the best way to have a socially distant first date is to stay home & never meet & just keep sending memes about being single to your friends
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) September 23, 2020
6. Way to go, guys!
You finally did something right!
on the bright side the only guys getting laid rn are the ones who had the good sense to man up and commit
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) March 26, 2020
7. That’s not a bad pick-up line.
Feel free to use that one.
guys on tinder be like “lemme take you out before corona does”
— reganomics (@regtheveg24) March 5, 2020
8. This is perfect timing.
You might even find your soulmate…or something…
My Hinge profile has been blowing up the last few days. I guess there’s a lot of dudes out there that don’t want to die alone.
Looks like I’ve gotta strike while the market’s hot.
— Madison Kois (@MmmKois) March 10, 2020
9. Be sure to cover your face in plastic.
And then you can go for it!
me and my hinge date pic.twitter.com/7v7oQyIbIq
— Shyla Watson (@shylawhittney) March 10, 2020
10. Tough times in Los Angeles.
Hey, maybe they’ll get better. Maybe?
I'm a single woman in her 30s in LA, I already live in quarantine.
— Lauren Greenberg (@LaurenGreenberg) March 10, 2020
11. We wish you luck…
Just hang in there!
this is a bad time for ppl whose two coping mechanisms r Kissing and going to the store for no reason. i’ll see u all on the other side…..
— helena (@freshhel) March 13, 2020
12. Sir, you are not alone right now.
You are now speaking for the masses.
I wish my wife had a she shed.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 27, 2020
How about you?
Have you had any luck finding love during the pandemic?
Tell us how it’s going in the comments!
We can’t wait to hear from you!