Okay, I think it’s safe to say that this whole crisis has officially turned into a shit show and has been totally botched by the people in charge.
I’m not going to name any names, but I think you can probably figure that out for yourself.
And now, with all the talk of reopening, some people are venturing out more to restaurants, bars, salons, etc. But a whole helluva lot of folks aren’t ready for that yet because this thing seems to be getting even worse.
Here are some funny posts about what people are really thinking about this whole reopening thing right now…
1. Never mind…
You shouldn’t have said that out loud.
ME: wish i could eat in a restaurant again
RESTAURANTS: good news, we’re reopening! come on in!
ME: lol fuck that
— Miles Klee (@MilesKlee) June 11, 2020
2. I’m with you on this one!
Let’s have another drink!
The only thing I'm reopening is this bottle of Tito's Vodka.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) June 11, 2020
3. He’s slowly losing his mind…
But I wouldn’t mind going to see a movie sometime soon…
TICKET TAKER: I told you it was too soon to reopen the movie theatre, we've only got one customer
MANAGER: but look how happy he is
— Mary Gillis (@living_marble) May 2, 2020
4. Yeah! What the hell?!?!
Could’ve been doing this all along?
Six Flags is reopening and they’re gonna use an online reservation system to avoid ppl standing in line. Forget Covid…THEY’VE BEEN HIDING THIS LINE TECHNOLOGY FROM US!?!
— Emily Volman (@emilyvolman) May 26, 2020
5. On second thought…
Let’s just back up for a second…
Me: I can't wait til I can go back to the gym.
News: Gyms are now reopening.
Me: I don't feel like going to the gym.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 16, 2020
6. Bored AF.
Well, at least we’re alive.
me sitting my black ass in my house for at least 6-8 additional months after they open the country again, bored as fuck but alive as shit pic.twitter.com/T9pm6qcPXp
— tracy clayton aka CHUBBA BEEF (@brokeymcpoverty) May 19, 2020
7. There’s no going back now.
It’s a lifestyle that is now permanent.
Go ahead and reopen the country but just know that I have mastered the black pajama “work pant” and I’m not going back.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) May 19, 2020
8. Just a fraction of what it used to be.
It used to be 1,500 pages.
Cheesecake Factory to start reopening restaurants but they will only have a limited 413-page menu.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 3, 2020
9. Man, I hope that’s a joke.
It’s a joke, right?
we are reopening next month. to make up for what we lost during the pandemic, tickets will be $2,500
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) June 15, 2020
10. Not so fast…
Let’s think this over again…
Do the people begging for stuff to reopen not realize that means having to wear a bra on a regular basis?
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) May 17, 2020
11. Let’s do it!
Our time to shine!
Bars reopening but you have to wear a mask? Ugly people, this is OUR time!
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 18, 2020
12. Does this describe you?
Sounds mixed up, but it really isn’t…
Who else trying to get back in shape before the gyms reopen
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 30, 2020
13. Sounds pretty terrifying.
Are you willing to risk it?
This is like making a plan to reopen Camp Crystal Lake while being chased by Jason. https://t.co/gYWmNHd5p8
— Mary Gillis (@living_marble) May 4, 2020
How are you holding up right now?
How has your life changed and have you tried to do anything in regard to places reopening?
Talk to us in the comments and please stay safe out there!