Okay, I’m gonna go on the record here. I snore like a madman…but I also can’t stand snorers.

Am I a hypocrite? Absolutely.

Am I a terrible person. Maybe…

Either way, these tweets might look familiar if you live your life with a snorer.

1. Fitbit on overload.

2. I can’t live like this.

3. So in love.

4. Pushed to the edge.

5. The honeymoon is over.

6. You can at least do that.

7. A construction zone.


8. Don’t do it, okay?

9. That would be me.

10. She needs help NOW.

11. What’s your weapon of choice?

12. Livin’ on a prayer.

I’m gonna work on my snoring, I promise!

In the meantime, everybody hang in there if you live with a snorer…