I no longer live in the Midwest, but I still have fond memories of spending a lot of my time growing up in Illinois and Kansas. There’s just something special and unique about that part of the country.
And, who knows, I might end up back there someday…you just never know…
If you’re from there, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
So let’s quit with the chit-chat and celebrate the Midwest, shall we? Enjoy!
1. This is very true.
I’ve seen it myself many, many times…
Why do ppl from the Midwest struggle with the concept of sunscreen?? They be coming back from vacations looking like Mr. Krabs
— Team Skete (@Beeach_Bum) June 12, 2020
2. It’s just the way it is.
Don’t try to figure it out. It’ll drive you crazy.
I don't understand why Midwest people pronounce caramel "Carmel"
— Djew Holiday (@fureelfureel) June 8, 2013
3. Bacon is life in the Midwest.
And don’t you forget it!
https://twitter.com/lyingtoall/status/1212467368116604929
4. Oh yes, I know that spot.
It’s the guiding light for everyone.
Why does every town in the Midwest use “The Walmart” as a landmark like you could say “oh yeah I live by The Walmart” and everyone would know what you’re talking about
— Elliot (they/he) (@HollmanElliot) December 7, 2018
5. We like to get down and roller boogie!
You gotta get on board with this one!
Why does everyone in the Midwest have a pair of roller skates? Someone buy me a pair
— Ju Ju (@JulietteWech) March 26, 2020
6. It’s a staple of every household.
Brings back a lot of memories.
This clock is in every Midwestern
home pic.twitter.com/y4Cpyr1m3P— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) December 18, 2018
7. We’re a casual people…
So don’t try to hurry us!
WHY DOES EVERYONE WALK SO SLOW IN THE MIDWEST
— babbie (@split_ends94) August 3, 2016
8. Yeah, that’s kind of a weird one…
No explanation for that one.
Why do people in the Midwest pronounce the L in egg yolk!?..weird..
— Amanda ❤️ (@amanda_lorian11) April 20, 2012
9. Just end it already!
Enough is enough, okay?
Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and kisses have already been given.
— Sally Keckeisen (@sallykeckeisen) December 28, 2017
10. I can confirm this.
Even if it’s a five-hour flight.
midwest culture is needing to pee the entire flight but having a window seat and not wanting to disturb the people in your row so you just suffer
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 20, 2018
11. It’s not close enough yet.
Nothing to worry about!
https://twitter.com/sydiest/status/1011678817679790083?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1011678817679790083%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwentytwowords.com%2Ftweets-that-will-only-make-sense-to-midwesterners%2F
12. It’s nice and balmy outside.
You don’t even need a jacket.
Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
— bailey (@c1aar) January 21, 2018
Hey o! Those are great!
We could all use a little bit of laughter right now, don’t you think?
And now it’s your turn, amigos.
In the comments, share some more funny Midwestern observations with us. We’d love to hear from you!