I see you out there and I think I know what you’ve been up to…

You’ve been drinking A TON since you’ve been stuck at home, right?

Hey, don’t beat yourself up about it. Many people are doing the same thing right now.

Because…what else is there to do, really?

Read a book?


Let’s pour one out and toast each other during this lockdown. And enjoy these tweets!

1. Let’s sing a song!

We can all do it together!

2. Looking for some family fun?

This ought to do the trick!

3. I think we can, at least temporarily…

This is gonna be off the charts.

4. You’re learning a lot about yourself.

And we commend you!

5. Good for you, buddy!

Kids: this is what a real role model looks like.

6. Just trying to be classy. That’s all.

And you’re doing one hell of a job.

7. You are an inspiration, sir.

We look to you for guidance.


8. Read that very carefully.

And then let it sink in…

9. I need to feel feelings.

Does it work, though?


10. Not your problem.

Don’t give in to the pressure.

11. A nice effort.

Got an early start today.

12. Everyone is doing it!

Even the beautiful people who we look up to!

13. Funny how quickly that changed.

Can we please go back to the old way soon?

Cheers! And you might as well have another one while you’re at it!

There’s no shame in that!

Do us a favor and give us a life update in the comments.

Exactly how much booze have you been consuming lately?

We can’t wait to hear from you!