I see you out there and I think I know what you’ve been up to…
You’ve been drinking A TON since you’ve been stuck at home, right?
Hey, don’t beat yourself up about it. Many people are doing the same thing right now.
Because…what else is there to do, really?
Read a book?
Let’s pour one out and toast each other during this lockdown. And enjoy these tweets!
1. Let’s sing a song!
We can all do it together!
?On the 10th day of quarantine, my life gave to me?
10 days a-drinking
9 veggies wasted
8 days a-lounging
7 Uber eats
6 daily meals
FIVE PANIC ATTACKS!
4 new fears
2 bug friends
And a chin that wasn’t there before
— Patrick (@StBoujee) April 3, 2020
2. Looking for some family fun?
This ought to do the trick!
Looking for a family activity during quarantine? pic.twitter.com/nibwLU6jjR
— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) April 5, 2020
3. I think we can, at least temporarily…
This is gonna be off the charts.
Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?”
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 11, 2020
4. You’re learning a lot about yourself.
And we commend you!
Learned that you don’t have to leave your apartment to get drunk & lose your debit card.
— Lindsay Theisen (@lindsaytheis) April 2, 2020
5. Good for you, buddy!
Kids: this is what a real role model looks like.
I only drink on two occasions: when I’m in quarantine and when I’m not.
— Dylan Farella (@dfarella) April 14, 2020
6. Just trying to be classy. That’s all.
And you’re doing one hell of a job.
Me passing time through the quarantine pic.twitter.com/TqS0dy1CNa
— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) March 29, 2020
7. You are an inspiration, sir.
We look to you for guidance.
Me Drinking Home Alone 2019:
Me Drinking Home Alone 2020:
— wittyidiot (@stephenszczerba) March 23, 2020
8. Read that very carefully.
And then let it sink in…
Quarantine has shown me that you
really don’t need fun to have alcohol
— Hannah (@hannahmlplanet) March 31, 2020
9. I need to feel feelings.
Does it work, though?
At the point of quarantine where I might just drink to make myself hungover on purpose just to feel something
— sarafcarter (@sarafcarter) April 5, 2020
10. Not your problem.
Don’t give in to the pressure.
Don't let someone pressure you into joining their Virtual Happy Hour. If they aren't comfortable drinking all day, all by themselves, that's their problem.
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) April 1, 2020
11. A nice effort.
Got an early start today.
Me at 9am in Quarantine: pic.twitter.com/5b1kkE3KVA
— TextsFromLastNight (@TFLN) April 14, 2020
12. Everyone is doing it!
Even the beautiful people who we look up to!
the only good thing about 2020 is that drinking by yourself in bed is suddenly, like, chic
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) March 26, 2020
13. Funny how quickly that changed.
Can we please go back to the old way soon?
Recycling in 2019: I’m not an alcoholic haha I just had a party
Recycling in 2020: omg I swear I didn’t have a party I’m just an alcoholic
— Mary Helen Moore (@maryhelenmoore) April 16, 2020
Cheers! And you might as well have another one while you’re at it!
There’s no shame in that!
Do us a favor and give us a life update in the comments.
Exactly how much booze have you been consuming lately?
We can’t wait to hear from you!