You’ve been in this position. The floodgates are about to open and there’s just no holding back anymore. It’s humiliating and degrading, but you have to do it.
I’m talking about going to the bathroom in public…which we all know is never a pleasant experience.
I’m gonna level with you: I was working on a food truck at a racetrack in Louisiana in the dead of summer, and I had to use a porta potty because I had no other choice. That afternoon in July 2015 still haunts me to this day…
Here are some funny tweets about doing your business in a public place.
1. That is amazing.
I once knew a person who didn’t want people to know he was pooping so he brought “poop shoes” to work so he could’nt be ID’d
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) January 2, 2020
2. Two sides of the coin.
Pooping in public vs. pooping at home pic.twitter.com/Ej5xYk7hwD
— Lu (@camper_lu) December 20, 2017
3. You have no choice.
When you hate pooping in public restrooms but them tacos from earlier ain't givin you no options pic.twitter.com/2yZeArA3LF
— Deion | SeeReax (@SeeReax) July 30, 2016
4. A total nightmare.
When someone comes into the bathroom AND takes the stall next to me when I’m pooping pic.twitter.com/ilJm1gEtE4
— Jenna Cunningham (@CunninghamJenna) October 17, 2019
5. Probably not a great idea.
I sure do drink a lot of coffee for someone who gets anxiety over pooping in public
— Samantha Nye (@TheSamethyst) January 9, 2020
6. Like a gymnast.
pooping in public bathrooms pic.twitter.com/yueGCertvT
— Jesus of Suburbia (@lollcano) October 19, 2014
7. Build a nest.
I think I speak on behalf of majority of the male population when I say I hate pooping in public restrooms pic.twitter.com/gXGyBrOC
— Leo Shi (@L_Shi6) December 9, 2012
8. Cover it up.
I don’t like pooping in public but when I do you’ll never know . pic.twitter.com/3tvdl20L7d
— Dirty Dee. (@Desthefinesse) February 19, 2019
9. You did it!
i used to be a morning pooper, but since i work every day and hate pooping in public bathrooms, i have successfully reprogrammed my body to poop at night and if that's not an achievement then I've achieved nothing
— chucklefucking in a clown car (@Not_real_jeff) January 16, 2020
10. Well, isn’t that nice!
I don’t love pooping in public restrooms but the ATL airport is very inviting. pic.twitter.com/ohjlxC6Mlr
— Cody Lovell (@dvdsarescary) March 3, 2019
I really hate to put you on the spot here, but we’re going to need some information from you.
Please tell us your worst and most humiliating public bathroom experience in the comments.
Remember, we’ve all been there, so we’re here to feel your pain!