Hi, there! Are you ready to fall in love?
No, not with another human being!
I’m talking about falling in love with funny tweets that will always be there and will never leave you high and dry.
The kind of true love you can actually count on!
Let’s get started!
1. It won’t take long at all.
Okay, I’m back! What did I miss?
I’m going to take a break from social media for my mental health. I will see you all in 2 minutes.
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) July 18, 2020
2. Maybe this is what you should be looking for in a relationship?
I’m just thinking out loud here…
https://twitter.com/bananafitz/status/1286049315031527433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1286049315031527433%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fthe-20-funniest-tweets-from-women-this-week-july-18-24_n_5f160526c5b651977c053d41
3. This would be very handy.
Someone needs to come up with this ASAP.
pitch: a dating app that lets me know which people in my life are already in love with me
— ziwe (@ziwe) July 18, 2020
4. Remember the good old days?
It seems like a lifetime ago…
I blush when I think about all of us back in March. The crafts! The bread! Tiger King! Sending each other cutie pie Marco Polos! It’s like thinking about yourself in seventh grade
— Alison Bennett (@bennettleigh) July 22, 2020
5. That used to happen to me all the time, too.
Those were the days…
I miss bars. I miss ordering a nice drink and having multiple people ask me if I’m a model. Then more people ask me if I’m a model. Everyone at the bar would start yelling “are you a model?!”until I’d have to stand on the bar and make a formal announcement that I am NOT a model
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) July 21, 2020
6. That man sounds like a legend.
I’m dying to know what happened next!
https://twitter.com/ashleyn1cole/status/1286130194529615872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1286130194529615872%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_2&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fthe-20-funniest-tweets-from-women-this-week-july-18-24_n_5f160526c5b651977c053d41
7. I’d like to know what your deal is…
Wouldn’t that be a nice tool to have?
https://twitter.com/alanna/status/1285648497153380352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1285648497153380352%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fthe-20-funniest-tweets-from-women-this-week-july-18-24_n_5f160526c5b651977c053d41
8. I hope she knows it’s you.
My, how you’ve changed!
i’m seeing my girlfriend in a few days for the first time since Febuary but she might not recognize me (i lost 4 lbs then gained 2 then lost 1 then gained 6 then lost 3 so i am currently exact same weight)
— Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt (@GKuhlenschmidt) July 20, 2020
9. That’s how we do it!
Hey, nothing wrong with that!
Good morning to everyone who woke up and immediately moved half of the items they had on today's to-do list to tomorrow's to-do list.
— Akilah Green (@akilahgreen) July 21, 2020
10. Quite a few of those out there, huh?
All over the place…
the oscar for outstanding performance this yr goes to the people who posted black boxes on instagram and never said a word again 🏆
— miski 🛸 (@musegold) July 20, 2020
11. How do you like them apples?!?!
Hey! Show me the money!
https://twitter.com/AshleyHammm/status/1286094253920333825?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1286094253920333825%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fthe-20-funniest-tweets-from-women-this-week-july-18-24_n_5f160526c5b651977c053d41
12. Don’t even ask.
Trust me, you don’t want to know…
wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles 🙁
— cal? (@cal_gif) July 20, 2020
13. Just play it cool.
They’ll never know how crushed you are on the inside…
https://twitter.com/monicaheisey/status/1285225239081816064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1285225239081816064%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fthe-20-funniest-tweets-from-women-this-week-july-18-24_n_5f160526c5b651977c053d41
Okay, now we want to hear from you!
Have you seen any really funny stuff on social media lately that made you laugh out loud?
If so, please share it with us in the comments. Thanks!