I’m looking for something random, and I’m looking for something funny…
Wait a second! I know just the thing!
Here are the funniest random tweets from this week! Just for you!
Now go on and enjoy these!
1. Don’t scare me like that.
my bf fell asleep in the living room so i went to the room and fell asleep tell me whyyyy this mf was up at 5 am standing at the foot of the bed w the blanket wrapped around him in the dark talking bout “why you left me in there by myself” i almost pissed myself 😭😭😭
— leona (@leonamcgrew_) October 27, 2019
2. View from the inside.
What my food see from outside the microwave pic.twitter.com/e8W76VTq5i
— broke (@evilbart24) October 30, 2019
3. Tell me about it.
woke up ugly again this fucking sucks
— antonio lmao (@aayylmao) November 1, 2019
4. Take a long look at that.
HER MOM BECAME THE MEME. GOOOOOOODBYE. pic.twitter.com/cjvbkNLxgj
— Sager || Songs for you (@SAGERLOVESIT) November 1, 2019
5. It sure does!
McRib stands for "My Chemical Romance Is Back"
— Exit 114 (@exitonefourteen) October 31, 2019
6. That’s not good.
My girlfriend said we should each pick a “hall pass”, just in case we ever met that person. I chose Kate Upton and she chose her roommate Connor
— nick (@nickturani) October 30, 2019
7. Love that hairstyle.
You've been a very bad girl. A very very bad bad girl GaGa https://t.co/zcrFnpHkNi
— Bich (@ReineDuFouet) November 2, 2019
8. The golf ghost.
horror movie where millennials manage to buy a house but it’s haunted by the ghosts of all the things millennials have killed
“what was that?”
“oh my god Jessica it’s GOLF”
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) October 29, 2019
9. Something to think about.
I think a lot about the end of the Kidz Bop cover of “We Belong Together” pic.twitter.com/tK6JfNIrOn
— luti themed (@grape_son) November 2, 2019
10. Are you up?
hey i know we haven’t talked since high school but we’re celebrating our 10 year friendversary on facebook. what are u up to tonight lol
— James (@CaucasianJames) November 3, 2019
11. How about 30 seconds?
when you’ve been at work for 2 minutes pic.twitter.com/SKZr4YBw0k
— 🍒 chris (@_chriswolfe) November 2, 2019
12. Why did that have to happen?
when im having a good time with my friends but then ribs by lorde decides to occupy my entire mental space pic.twitter.com/jHzu0MmdDr
— emma (@emamma_mia) November 4, 2019
13. Not entirely sure what’s happening here.
— fan acc. (@beyoncelately) November 3, 2019
14. So fresh!
*when the mozzarell is fresh* pic.twitter.com/LiM4OQwGD7
— mike mulloy (@fakemikemulloy) October 28, 2019
15. It makes you feel better.
i want to delete my facebook but i also always want access to the information that my middle school crush has that terrible beard
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) October 30, 2019
Funny AND random, am I right?
Of course, I am…