I’ll say one thing for sure: I’m obsessed with true crime and have been for a long time, but, like most folks, I prefer to be interested from a distance.

A LOOOOOOONG distance.

And I guess that makes me a voyeur, doesn’t it?

That’s okay, I’ll go ahead and own it. It is what it is, right?

Enjoy these posts about law and order and remember to keep your nose clean out there, will ya?

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1. That was a really bad move on his part.

What was he thinking?

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2. I feel sorry for his (imaginary) friend.

Also, this mugshot is incredible.

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3. What were you thinking, Alvin?

You gotta be careful before you text, people.

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4. This is gonna be a big hit this fall.

Check your local listings!

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5. Another great show I can’t wait to see.

The possibilities are endless!

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6. I think this fine is gonna go up.

Never mess with a judge!

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7. Be careful around this guy…

He’s always got something up his sleeve.

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8. That sure is a power tie.

You know who you need to call when you’re in trouble…

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9. Okay, we’re done here.

It’s worth a shot.

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10. I’m getting sick of these commercials.

There’s no escape!

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11. The right to BARE arms.

Doesn’t look very comfortable.

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12. Got you there!

You can now go directly to jail.

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Okay, now it’s time for you to come clean.

Tell us about your scrapes with the law in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!