I have an addiction problem…
No, it’s not drugs. No, it’s not alcohol.
IT’S CHEESE. All kinds of CHEESE.
I’m obsessed with it and I don’t know what to do!
Is there a support group out there for folks like me? I sure hope so…
Are you also in love with cheese? I have a feeling that’s a big YES if you’re here looking at these posts…
So let’s enjoy them together and profess our love!
1. No one can pull that off.
Stop acting like you’re cheese!
2. Here, here!
Words to live by.
If cheesy pickup lines involved more actual cheese, I'd be on board.
— Chelsea Davison (@chelsea_davison) November 19, 2015
3. What else would you use it for?
Not to exercise. Give me a break!
I only use my yoga mat as a cutting board for bulk cheese.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) August 17, 2014
4. When I die…
This is all I’ll need.
Bury me with this cheese board pic.twitter.com/c4g67fBYmx
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) October 5, 2019
5. Just forget about the diet.
It’s not worth it!
NOTHING tastes as good as string cheese feels
in my mouth
ok this diet isn't working
— Emily McKenna Winter (@EmilyMcWinter) August 20, 2019
6. Listen, doc, I have a question.
Let’s work out a plan…
Ask your doctor if eating an entire wheel of Brie is right for you.
— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) November 19, 2019
7. Mine, too!
We should get together and eat a bunch of cheese!
My birthstone is a block of cheese.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) July 3, 2014
8. Think that was a coincidence?
I don’t think so…
9. Thank goodness it’s not illegal.
The black market for it would be enormous.
Did u know there’s no legal limit to how much cheese you can eat? You can just eat it until you die!!
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) February 10, 2019
10. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Just embrace it!
Life is just seeing how many different ways you can eat bread and cheese until you die
— diana (@dianaggraham) October 3, 2019
11. You are absolutely perfect!
And don’t ever let anyone tell you any different!
Okay, we went on the record and now we want to hear what you have to say about this.
In the comments, profess your love for cheese and tell us how much it really means to you…and it’s okay if you like it better than your own family members…
We’re with you on that one!