Working in an office can be many things: boring, infuriating, soulless, etc.
But at least people are able to see a lot of humor in it and then they share those funny thoughts with the rest of us on social media.
So pretend like you’re working and take a few minutes to enjoy these tweets about the realities of office life.
1. Sounds great!
How to be a grown up at work:
Replace "Fuck you" with "Ok, great"
— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) April 3, 2015
2. Sorry I exist…
Every work email I send:
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot 🙂
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
Just let me know!
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 19, 2018
3. Join the team.
someone at my corporate job had a baby and in the congrats group email some people called it the "newest member of the team"
i need to escape this pic.twitter.com/YdS5pxGKBi
— CONEY (@CONEY) November 20, 2019
4. I’ll be over here, lurking.
When your co-worker brings donuts to the office and you have to pretend you don't want one immediately pic.twitter.com/W3syG21xzP
— wwwdmmmffnn (@woodmuffin) September 10, 2018
5. Just respect it.
Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 17, 2020
6. Sorry about that…
imagine having the confidence to walk into an office kitchen and not immediately say "sorry"
— Sam Parker (@samparkercouk) February 6, 2020
7. Don’t mess with Greg.
“I’ve CC’d in my boss”
– mildly threatening
“You wanna say that in front of Greg?”
– threat level 9000
– who is Greg and what is he capable of
— ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane) January 29, 2020
8. Can’t you tell I’m very busy?
90% of my job is squinting at my monitor when somebody walks by so it looks like I'm concentrating on some work.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 28, 2016
9. What did it do?
Co-workers with kids: Omg guess what? My kid did the funniest thing yesterday!
Me: Oh…..really, What did it do? pic.twitter.com/9JJgY4qoX3
— 𝓛𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓸𝔂. (@IamKickz) June 28, 2017
10. I can’t handle this right now!
when i am emailed for any reason whatsoever pic.twitter.com/liAiucSCLg
— mx. piggy (@Lubchansky) January 17, 2019
11. Working very hard.
Working from home tomorrow pic.twitter.com/AnDGv9opuY
— Y (@YSAB87) February 5, 2020
12. The only thing you could come up with.
My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA
— chip malfunction (@online_shawn) July 27, 2013
13. Now you’re working.
Me: I’m not doing shit my boss can kiss my ass
*boss walks in*
— TZA (@Twonesterr) November 17, 2017
14. Keep it going, Todd!
I wonder how many consecutive Mondays Todd will respond "not long enough" in regards to how his weekend was. We're at 7.
— Mel Owens (@melowens) November 9, 2015
15. That would be excellent.
Is there a way I can filter out all work emails except the ones telling me there are donuts or cake in the office?
— John Lyon (@JohnLyonTweets) February 3, 2016
Those tweets are right on the money about office life, that’s for sure.
How about you? What’s the latest news/gossip/ridiculousness from your workplace?
Tell us in the comments!