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Full Names of Fictional Characters We Bet You Didn’t Know

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These are kind of blowing my mind.

Jeff Albertson is the full name of “The Comic Book Guy” from The Simpsons?

What?!?!

We’re all in for a big treat with this article.

Prepare yourself…this is gonna be fun.

1. Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch

2. Jeff Albertson

3. Enid Strict “The Church Lady”

4. Barbara Millicent Roberts

5. Kenneth Sean Carson

6. Woody Pride

7. Norville Rogers

8. Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe

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9. Patricia “Peppermint Patty” Reichardt

10. Officer Edgar Mallory

The cop on the "Go to jail" space is named "Officer Edgar Mallory".

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11. Forsythe Pendleton “Jughead” Jones III

12. Angus MacGyver

13. Jonas Grumby, “The Skipper”

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DRIFT: CARAVANSERAI “there will be no mermaid sex on this boat,” Captain Wallet says proudly, tipping the ashes over from his corncob pipe into the campfire in the middle of the bridge, “not in a tub or on my tub.” Woonsocket nudges me. Woonsocket: “snap out of it, sir. you don’t want to sleep through this experience.” I rouse rather uncomfortably. me: “thank you, Woonsocket, but this is my vacation.” Woon: “you don’t want to miss the stories.” before me we sit in a circle, folk from all stripes and class and color. the suites and the meat. all sharing their stories of the monster. they’ve come from all parts of the country, all parts of the world, and I’d like to think they’ve parked their caravans here at this one global position point on a ship’s bridge to share their unique experience. we all live in an emotional desert and it’s nice to feel wet every so often. the only thing that’s missing are the camels. tho the Captain kinda looks like a camel. tents are raised to block the windowlight and the fire swooshes up in a column. we are stunned by its mesmery. I look up to the ceiling and that’s when the smoke turns into a sort of opaque glass cylinder which glows with sparks of orange, green, and purple which are hard to discern. and define. each woman to a man and each passenger regardless of age is counted as they recount their take on the Moob…

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Crazy, right? Who knew? I sure didn’t know ANY of those. Because why in the hell would ANYBODY know that stuff? Trivia nerds… we’re looking at you!

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