These are kind of blowing my mind.

Jeff Albertson is the full name of “The Comic Book Guy” from The Simpsons?

What?!?!

We’re all in for a big treat with this article.

Prepare yourself…this is gonna be fun.

1. Horatio Magellan Crunch

Cap'n Crunch

2. Jeff Albertson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O5RVsmxqiA

3. Enid Strict “The Church Lady”

4. Barbara Millicent Roberts

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9fA1AphTlY

5. Kenneth Sean Carson

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjCb4zIBtP7

6. Woody Pride

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8XvmEmgjI6/

7. Norville Rogers

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4tLeD7D2VU/

8. Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9w_KgqndCP

9. Patricia “Peppermint Patty” Reichardt

https://www.instagram.com/p/By-XG0NJ2DY/

10. Officer Edgar Mallory

11. Forsythe Pendleton “Jughead” Jones III

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiSCMZTHSTL

12. Angus MacGyver

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6PGLb6jQbT/

13. Jonas Grumby, “The Skipper”

https://www.instagram.com/p/Baora73HCjL

Crazy, right? Who knew? I sure didn’t know ANY of those. Because why in the hell would ANYBODY know that stuff? Trivia nerds… we’re looking at you!

Do you know the full names of other fictional characters?

Share them with us in the comments!