‘For Rectal Use Only’ Stickers Are a Lot of Fun!



Every once in a while, an idea comes along that really brings a smile to my face. This is one of those times. It seems you can buy stickers that say “For Rectal Use Only” and, predictably, people are putting them in extremely inappropriate places to make others laugh and/or feel uncomfortable.

You just can’t go wrong!

You can order some of these babies from Amazon if you wish to join in on the fun.

1. Oh no! Love the shirt, by the way.

2. Might get a little hot in here.

3. Wait…what?

4. You might want to run away.

5. Yikes! Spicy!

6. This guy is clearly a genius.

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Fuck the cliches. #leaningtowerofpisa #forrectaluseonly

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7. Bon Appétit!

8. Honey, the TV won’t turn on!

9. This is brilliant.

10. Poor piggy has no idea.

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This dude really is a pig #forrectaluseonly

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Hahahaha, that really made my day.

Where else do you think people stick put these stickers to mess with folks out in public?

Tell us your best ideas in the comments!