We all know how much everyone loves their maternity photo shoots. If you’ve been on social media for more than 5 minutes, you know what I’m talking about.

But sometimes these photos miss the mark. In a big way. In a weird way.

Like all of these.

1. Disturbing

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2. Hmmm

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3. Fine art

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4. Okay…

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5. Whoa

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6. Classy

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7. Huh…

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8. Look away

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9. Terrifying

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10. Very nice

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11. Why the mop and rake?

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12. Oh boy

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13. Slam dunk!

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14. Fill ‘er up

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15. I’m speechless

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Also, what’s with all the guns?