I’ve said it before and it’s time to say it again…I really do like Florida, but it’s just…bizarre.
Actually, it’s incredibly bizarre.
Who knows what the causes are for all the weirdness in Florida, but this national lockdown hasn’t slowed those folks down one bit. Maybe it’s something in the water…
Anyway, here are some news headlines that occurred in Florida during the shutdown that will make you say, “ahhh, the Sunshine State!”
1. You can’t arrest me!
Oh yes, they can…
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2. He must’ve been having a really bad day.
Or he had a terrible game?
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3. You should probably see a professional for this.
Never a good idea to go cheap for some operations.
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4. Damn right it is!
Off the top turnbuckle!
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5. You knew this was coming.
Makes perfect sense for Florida.
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6. I’m very impressed with this!
Nice work, amigo!
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7. Just escaping reality for a while.
Is this paradise?
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8. He might be a doctor.
You just never know…
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9. Ruining Easter for everyone.
That’s very strange.
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10. Don’t try this at home.
Please don’t do this.
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11. The girl who cried wolf.
She really only had the homework blues.
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12. I don’t think it worked.
We’re here to partyyyyy!
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13. And finally, we have this gem.
She’s been nominated to the Florida Hall of Fame.
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Never change, Florida!
Always be the weird, unpredictable, and occasionally disturbing place that we know you can be.
Now we want to hear from the readers out there.
In the comments, please tell us the weird things about Florida that you’re familiar with! We’d love to hear from you!