If you think you’ll only find normal, reasonable things on the job networking website LinkedIn, think again.
As you already probably know, people are just plain weird, and the professional world is no different, my friends. Even the folks who seem the most successful and put-together can be strange, to say the very least.
And we’re in luck, because a Twitter account called Crap on LinkedIn shows us just how very ridiculous the world of job hunting and recruiting can really be.
Are you ready to get weird…professionally speaking? Well, let’s get it going!
Enjoy!
1. A bug’s life.
That’s pretty weird.
Morning professionals. If you're struggling with the January Blues, take note. You can find inspiration anywhere.
Literally. Anywhere. pic.twitter.com/s4nvMelrU0
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) January 14, 2020
2. That’s a very long PowerPoint.
Some people…I swear…
#ManagementConsulting should also teach you that NOBODY is sitting through a 200+ Powerpoint show #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/RiCJ7vAHCw
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 28, 2020
3. Keep it casual, bro!
He’s one of us!
Happy Friday Professionals! Keep it casual #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/q4bIldkZYR
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 24, 2020
4. The Emoji Wars of 2020.
Things are heating up.
C L I V E – he’s messaging you on #LinkedIn and he hates emojis pic.twitter.com/ZmjVGTTauT
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 22, 2020
5. This is EPIC.
The man. The myth. The legend.
#MondayMotivation #linkedin pic.twitter.com/cEAIqoB60r
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 20, 2020
6. Looking for a GOALfriend.
Maybe we should all be looking for this.
What happened to his ex goalfriend? #linkedin pic.twitter.com/xUk9qSG4YL
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 17, 2020
7. Grow or decay.
This guy needs to relax.
Grow or Decay #linkedin pic.twitter.com/MG3BfwRmGq
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 16, 2020
8. Think you’re up for it?
He’s letting you in on a big secret! Don’t blow it!
How’s this for a tempting click #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/TEV4jO6jkq
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 15, 2020
9. Showing off his car.
I’m very impressed!
#WednesdayWisdom #linkedin pic.twitter.com/dMYfqFFwZm
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) July 15, 2020
10. Read it again!
And again. And again.
Hey you… do you like reading? Let me fix that for you. #linkedin pic.twitter.com/5C9sGF1eWo
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) June 30, 2020
11. You can’t have any kind of personal life!
Is that clear?
It’s a no from me #LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/K63Gml7xvM
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) June 30, 2020
12. Maybe a little TMI?
Too much information?
I think there may be more than 2 spots available #linkedin pic.twitter.com/iLbBpC0Z2e
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) June 23, 2020
13. Here’s the checklist.
The only one you’ll ever need…
Looking forward to "Success" arriving in the post #linkedin pic.twitter.com/x2v1RWnAHq
— Crap On LinkedIn (@CrapOnLinkedIn) June 15, 2020
Have you ever come across any really ridiculous people while you’ve been looking for jobs? Or maybe some outrageous job posts?
Yeah you have. We ALL have.
If so, please share them with us in the comments.
We can’t wait to hear from you! Thanks!