Parents, we know that if your kids are of a certain age, you’ve already taken them to see Frozen 2…at least once. There’s no escape, and you know it.
Just remember, you’ll be hearing your kids sing the songs from this movie for the next couple years, so get used to it and go with the flow.
Just let it go.
Let us begin…
1. Look what you started.
I let 3 bring her Anna and Elsa dolls into Frozen 2 and didn’t know I’d be waging a glare war with another mom who didn’t let her daughter bring her dolls in.
— Marissa 🎄♥️❄️ (@natsmama75) November 25, 2019
2. Taking it to a new level.
Disney leaning into homeopathy HARD with the “water has memory” theme of Frozen 2.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) November 24, 2019
3. She’s had enough.
The only Frozen 2 I'm interested in is two jumbo margaritas.
— Faux Ma (@Faux_Ma) November 24, 2019
4. She needs to learn.
My 6yo moaned and groaned at the movie theatre during the trailers, because “We came here to see Frozen 2, not all of this.” I obviously told her a tale of how my generation had to sit patiently through the travesty of “commercials,” and walk uphill to and from school.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets 🎄🤶🏻🎅🏼⛄️ (@gfishandnuggets) December 3, 2019
This is my JAM!
– me in my car listening to the Frozen 2 soundtrack
— Life at Tiffany’s (@lifeattiffanys) November 27, 2019
6. You’ll probably have to camp out.
7-year-old: Did you buy tickets to the new Frozen movie yet?
Me: It's a month away.
7: We should get in line now.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 16, 2019
7. Might need to hit that 100 mark.
Will I understand Frozen 2 if I’ve only seen Frozen 86 times in the past 4 months
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) November 19, 2019
8. Couldn’t go with that one.
Rejected #Frozen2 Plot Lines:
1. Anna and Christoph lead a boring life in the castle. She texts him to pick up milk on his way home. He says ok and then subsequently forgets. #rejectedFrozen2plotlines
— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) November 23, 2019
9. Oh, great…
I have 2 sons and zero daughters and my boys don’t want to go see Frozen 2 like I secretly do, they only want to hit each other with plastic lightsabers and talk about baby Yoda
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) November 24, 2019
10. That’s nacho cheese!
We took my toddler to her first theater movie tonight. Frozen 2
She did great, except for when she tried to steal a nacho from our seat neighbor. That was awkward .
— Heather 🎄❄️doo do doo do doo do doo do (@dishs_up) November 22, 2019
11. Done for a while…
Look, I sat through Frozen 2 this weekend, so don’t ask anything else of me for the rest of this year or next.
— Ms. Havisham (@MissHavisham) November 24, 2019
12. SPOILERS EVERYONE
Frozen 2 is Frozen 1 but for the 2nd time in forever
— SheepWreck Yaron (@NrouteHQ) November 6, 2019
13. This is what you have to look forward to.
Frozen: Snow Drift
The Fate of the Frozen
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) November 4, 2019
14. Lots of snoozing going on.
Not to brag but I stayed awake for all of Frozen 2 which is more than I can say for some audience members.
— Life at Tiffany’s (@lifeattiffanys) November 23, 2019
15. Aw. That’s nice
Wife: what are you doing?
Me: rewatching Frozen.
Me: so I know what’s going on when I take our Daughter to see Frozen II.
Me: so we can talk about both movies on the drive home.
Me: cause she loves Frozen and I want to share this with her.
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) November 14, 2019
How many times have you taken your kids to see Frozen 2 so far?
Let us know all about it in the comments!