It’s time to rejoice, parents! The kids are back in school, and you’re (somewhat) free…at least until next summer rolls around.
There’s no doubt about it: these parents are thrilled that their little ones are back where they belong for the next 9 months.
Enjoy the hilarity.
1. We’re back, baby!
You know it's Back to School time when moms alone at Target are high-fiving when they pass each other in the aisles.
— 〰 Just Linda 〰 (@LindaInDisguise) August 25, 2015
2. What is that, Mommy?
My kids don't seem to be as excited as me for the "Back to School Countdown" calendar I created.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 25, 2016
3. Sounds like a blast.
Practicing for the first day of school by muttering "we're late," throwing cereal on the floor & making sure every outfit is the wrong one.
— Emme Reynolds (@TheEmmeReynolds) August 19, 2016
4. My time is now.
I may shed some sentimental tears, but they will be into a champagne glass and pedicure tub. #firstdayofschool
— Mama Crysta (@crystabourdon) August 23, 2017
5. No one even saw it…
https://twitter.com/Jaynewhatwhat/status/895579814408712193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E895579814408712193&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F30-tweets-parents-kids-school%2F
6. They’re all yours.
Parenting goals: Keep children alive until they're old enough to be handed over to the public school system.
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) October 26, 2015
7. Not gonna make it today.
My 7-year-old had a substitute on the first day of school.
Teacher burnout started early this year.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 10, 2017
8. You get sucked in.
I had 5 minutes to run into Target for a last minute school item and still managed to spend $68.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) August 28, 2018
9. Oh, you were serious?
Sorry I gave you a high five when you said your kids went back to school today…I thought you were fake-crying to be funny. My fault.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) August 23, 2016
10. Honey, let me break the news to you…
My wife was on the second page of the lunch note to our kindergartner when I reminded her she couldn't really read.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 1, 2016
11. I’ll see you in 9 hours.
The only thing that brings more joy than the laughter of a child is when the school bus comes to take them away.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 3, 2016
12. Looking a little rough.
The only bags I have packed for school are the ones under my eyes #backtoschool
— Grace (@davissgracee) August 6, 2017
13. Absolute silence.
YOU GUYS!!! Know what I hear at my house? NOTHING. I HEAR NOTHING. #backtoschool
— ☠Mamaphizzle☠ (@mjgaphillips) August 24, 2017
14. Great idea, son.
Apologies to all parents that heard me swear today in the school yard on the first day of school but my 7 year old prick of a son decided that a Tuba was the most convenient instrument to bring home every Tuesday in my wife’s Citroen C1.
— Baby Jesus (@JCautomatic) September 4, 2019
15. Not gonna happen in this house.
https://twitter.com/mshannabrooks/status/1169310313797128192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1169310313797128192&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F30-tweets-parents-kids-school%2F
Are you excited that your kiddos are back to the daily school grind?
Tell us how you’re celebrating in the comments!