Wikipedia pages are loooooooong. Who has time for that?
The answer is nobody. We’re all in a hurry and none of us have time for that nonsense.
That’s why these condensed Wikipedia pages are thebomb.com.
And they’re all 100% true, as you will see.
1. No one wants to hear that
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2. Kinda true…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki16.png)
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3. What happened?
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4. All lies!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki14.png)
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5. I’ve given up
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki13.png)
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6. Ouch
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki12.png)
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7. Could be a lot of different things
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki11.png)
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8. Run!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki10.png)
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9. Spot on
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10. Most likely
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki6.png)
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11. Yes!
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12. T-shirt mogul
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki4.png)
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13. Very pricey
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki3.png)
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14. Who?
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki9.png)
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15. Ready to waste some time?
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki8.png)
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16. I don’t know how…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki2.png)
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17. 100%
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki1.png)
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18. Hahaha
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki21.png)
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19. Driving me nuts
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki19.png)
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20. Sorry, Greece
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/wiki18.png)
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.