Wikipedia pages are loooooooong. Who has time for that?
The answer is nobody. We’re all in a hurry and none of us have time for that nonsense.
That’s why these condensed Wikipedia pages are thebomb.com.
And they’re all 100% true, as you will see.
1. No one wants to hear that
2. Kinda true…
3. What happened?
4. All lies!
5. I’ve given up
6. Ouch
7. Could be a lot of different things
8. Run!
9. Spot on
10. Most likely
11. Yes!
12. T-shirt mogul
13. Very pricey
14. Who?
15. Ready to waste some time?
16. I don’t know how…
17. 100%
18. Hahaha
19. Driving me nuts
20. Sorry, Greece
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.