Baby dolls are already one of the most objectively creepy things on Earth–just ask anyone who’s spent a night in Aunt Jessica’s guest bedroom, surrounded by her army of dead-eyed, lacy minions. But leave it to the internet to come up with a way to make dolls even creepier: by turning doll’s heads into planters.
Now, to be fair, reusing an old doll head is more eco-friendly than buying a new pot. It’s up to you whether or not that’s worth it. For me, I’ll take a larger carbon footprint in exchange for not being menaced by tiny monstrosities.
Here are some weird-ass doll head planters that will hopefully convince you never to go outside again.
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They’re so cute you won’t even mind when they harvest your organs!
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“How was your Tinder date?”
“It was fine, until I saw the cactus.”
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If you were lost in those woods for 10 days with no food or water, and you stumbled across that house, you’d turn right around and go back into the forest.
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Hold one of these doll heads up to you ear and you can hear the screams of its previous victims.
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Like we’re not going to notice S&M Barbie?
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Perfect for your next garden party or Satanic cult meeting.
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Well, now we know what it would look like if Jeffrey Dahmer had gone into landscaping instead of serial killing.
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These are great if you’re the sort of person who sided with the witch against Hansel and Gretel. (Those trespassing little vandals.)
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Credit: Monica Willard
Bringing over guests and showing them these is another way of saying, “My walls are soundproofed.”
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Sweet dreams!
h/t: Scary Mommy, Monica Willard