There’s no denying it: Americans eat waaaaaay too much, and a lot of what we eat is terrible for us.

But hey, why fight it?!?! Let’s just eat all of these deep fried, bizarre foods together and get it over with.

If you need me I’ll be at every state fair around the country stuffing my face for the next few years.

Bon appétit!

1. THAT IS HUGE

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2. Pancake wrapped sausage

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3. An American classic

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4. OMG

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5. Corn dog sloppy Joe

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6. No thanks

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7. You can deep fry anything!

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8. I’m sweating just looking at it

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9. Jello salad

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10. Rocky Mountain oysters!

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11. Chili cheese spaghetti

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12. Why not?

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13. Kool Aid pickles

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14. WOW

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15. Deep fried…bubblegum

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16. Donut hamburger

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17. Cheese curds

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18. Look at those buns!

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19. Yowza

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20. Hot Cheeto mac n’ cheese burger

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I think my cholesterol just went through the roof simply by looking at these photos.