There are so many hilarious women out there in the Twitter-verse, and here are 15 more. Ladies, keep us LOLing on social media, please.
Try not to pee your pants, okay?
1. That sounds pretty good to me.
computer science major schedule:
5. 100k salary
— hope xcx (@hopifer) September 26, 2019
2. I’ve seen it many times.
hey, it's me, every girl with a boyfriend on instagram. I call him "this dork" in the photo caption so you know we have a jokey playful relationship which means I'm allowed to brag about it without being too obvious about rubbing my joy in your face
— No Dana only Zuul (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 27, 2019
3. Human in cat form.
I swear to God my friend’s pet is actually a human in a cat form pic.twitter.com/9tJUJ174Fc
— G (@pepsicko) September 21, 2019
4. Sisters being sisters.
Sister got engaged this weekend and I dressed as a bush in the wilderness to watch/capture the moment. We are 1 yr apart.. why are our lives so different rofl pic.twitter.com/cE14RBZ9CL
— therese merkel (@theresemerkel) September 23, 2019
5. Someone had other plans.
i just wanted to have a relaxing movie night pic.twitter.com/ZkZVsmvVa1
— Beena (@LeenaSalinas) September 21, 2019
6. That is a show of confidence.
I strive for the absolutely unhinged confidence of someone who uses cock instead of dick in casual conversation
— Celina Nikoo (@belledenuit_) September 23, 2019
7. You were close…
Me: (reading the word ‘debuted’) Ok, we practiced this, we know the T is silent. You can do it. Here we go-
My brain: (beaming proudly) DEE-BOOTED
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) September 25, 2019
8. I’m a big fan of this.
So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear &…
Y’all.. just look how cute this is pic.twitter.com/CWvYlh6trF
— Krista Fullerton(: (@kristaaaaaaa_) September 20, 2019
9. What language is this?
priest: do you promise to love your partner until cancel culture do you part?
bride: and I oop
groom: and I oop
priest: sksksksks tea I now prounounce you skinny legend and wife
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) September 20, 2019
10. That’s very hot.
i can only orgasm if a dude says “EA sports. It’s in the game” to me. and it has to be a good impression of the voice.
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) September 27, 2019
11. I’ve been here before.
[tv] Rachael Ray: now it’s time to marry your pasta with your sauce—
Me: *sitting on my couch, chewing a handful of dry spaghetti* hahahaha HOLY MACARMONY
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) September 27, 2019
12. Your new garbage boyfriend.
Me when I meet your new garbage boyfriend https://t.co/9xehkMIQ7W
— the scary version of “Sady Doyle” is “Sady Doyle” (@sadydoyle) September 27, 2019
13. Their inner monologue.
are penguins ever like holy shit everyone loves me all I have to do is walk
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) September 27, 2019
14. Gritty is pretty awesome.
happy birthday gritty. i love you like a real person, not exactly as one loves an child or an animal, but as one yearns in one's gut for the feral spirit that children and animals share. i hope u tunnel under my house someday and eat my dreams. may you live infinitely!!! https://t.co/zV0vFxk475
— GRave SashSLAYED ??? (@_sashayed) September 24, 2019
15. Man, that’s rough.
I went to a Hello Kitty Pop-Up today and there was a place to write down wishes and I found this pic.twitter.com/xKg5NPkmm6
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 24, 2019
Ladies, we got our eyes on you. Keep up the funny business.