We like to keep it unpredictable around here, you know what I’m saying?
We like twists, turns, surprises, and all the things that come along with that fun stuff.
It keeps all of us on our toes and makes us be a little more cautious out there in that big, bad world.
And boy, do we have a collection of posts today that are going to make you scratch your head, laugh, and question what’s going on in the universe.
Does that sound good?
Let’s take a look!
1. Definitely a different story.
I didn’t see that coming!
Please remember punctuation
byu/arthurdentstowels inUnextexted
2. You sound like a homewrecker to me.
Don’t come near this house ever again!
3. Good thing you read the fine print.
What a rip-off!
4. You didn’t really have a choice.
Just hand it over!
5. Just wait until the end…
You never what people are gonna end up saying…
You cannot "own" land; All of it belongs to mother Earth. Who are we in our hubris to claim that Her bounty may be our possession alone? We did not create this world- this world created us and as such we cannot lay claim to its body. Get this fucking parking ticket out of my face
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 16, 2019
6. You should probably just keep on going.
It’s for the best.
7. Sorry, you gotta stay outside.
Them’s the rules!
8. Son, it’s not gonna work out this time.
That’s pretty ballsy of you to even ask.
9. We’re glad you found it!
You sure seemed hungry!
10. I don’t think that’s what they meant.
But, on second thought…
It’s either you him or the next guy…
byu/Vonberns inUnextexted
11. Robbers can be shy, too.
It’s kind of adorable, don’t you think?
Just ask her!
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12. Sorry for your loss.
Also, those kids sounds pretty horrible!
How about you?
Have you had any weird and unexpected things happen to you lately?
Maybe at work, school, or at home?
If so, share your stories in the comments.
Thanks a lot!