We like to keep it unpredictable around here, you know what I’m saying?

We like twists, turns, surprises, and all the things that come along with that fun stuff.

It keeps all of us on our toes and makes us be a little more cautious out there in that big, bad world.

And boy, do we have a collection of posts today that are going to make you scratch your head, laugh, and question what’s going on in the universe.

Does that sound good?

Let’s take a look!

1. Definitely a different story.

I didn’t see that coming!

Please remember punctuation
byu/arthurdentstowels inUnextexted

2. You sound like a homewrecker to me.

Don’t come near this house ever again!

Star crossed lovers
by inUnextexted

3. Good thing you read the fine print.

What a rip-off!

Looks plain, but worth it
by inUnextexted

4. You didn’t really have a choice.

Just hand it over!

How nice of him
by inUnextexted

5. Just wait until the end…

You never what people are gonna end up saying…

6. You should probably just keep on going.

It’s for the best.

Does this belong here?
byu/wish_me_w-hell inUnextexted

7. Sorry, you gotta stay outside.

Them’s the rules!

Poor wife
byu/thakidcw inUnextexted

8. Son, it’s not gonna work out this time.

That’s pretty ballsy of you to even ask.

Found on Facebook
byu/maddiemoiselle inUnextexted

9. We’re glad you found it!

You sure seemed hungry!

“How did you find your meal?”
byu/thisbesveil inUnextexted

10. I don’t think that’s what they meant.

But, on second thought…

It’s either you him or the next guy…
byu/Vonberns inUnextexted

11. Robbers can be shy, too.

It’s kind of adorable, don’t you think?

Just ask her!
by inUnextexted

12. Sorry for your loss.

Also, those kids sounds pretty horrible!

They call me Spider-Man
byu/danieljeji inUnextexted

How about you?

Have you had any weird and unexpected things happen to you lately?

Maybe at work, school, or at home?

If so, share your stories in the comments.

Thanks a lot!