We like to keep it unpredictable around here, you know what I’m saying?

We like twists, turns, surprises, and all the things that come along with that fun stuff.

It keeps all of us on our toes and makes us be a little more cautious out there in that big, bad world.

And boy, do we have a collection of posts today that are going to make you scratch your head, laugh, and question what’s going on in the universe.

Does that sound good?

Let’s take a look!

1. Definitely a different story.

I didn’t see that coming!

Please remember punctuation from Unextexted

2. You sound like a homewrecker to me.

Don’t come near this house ever again!

Star crossed lovers from Unextexted

3. Good thing you read the fine print.

What a rip-off!

Looks plain, but worth it from Unextexted

4. You didn’t really have a choice.

Just hand it over!

How nice of him from Unextexted

5. Just wait until the end…

You never what people are gonna end up saying…

6. You should probably just keep on going.

It’s for the best.

Does this belong here? from Unextexted

7. Sorry, you gotta stay outside.

Them’s the rules!

Poor wife from Unextexted

8. Son, it’s not gonna work out this time.

That’s pretty ballsy of you to even ask.

Found on Facebook from Unextexted

9. We’re glad you found it!

You sure seemed hungry!

"How did you find your meal?" from Unextexted

10. I don’t think that’s what they meant.

But, on second thought…

It’s either you him or the next guy… from Unextexted

11. Robbers can be shy, too.

It’s kind of adorable, don’t you think?

Just ask her! from Unextexted

12. Sorry for your loss.

Also, those kids sounds pretty horrible!

They call me Spider-Man from Unextexted

How about you?

Have you had any weird and unexpected things happen to you lately?

Maybe at work, school, or at home?

If so, share your stories in the comments.

Thanks a lot!