Just when you think you’ve seen all the funny tweets that you could possibly ever lay your eyes on, you find a whole batch of new ones that are totally hilarious and redeem your faith in social media users.
And that’s exactly what we have for you today, ladies and gents!
You’ll smile, you’ll laugh, heck, you might even weep at the hilarity. But try not to do that, because you might embarrass yourself…let’s get started!
1. It can be a totally different movie this way!
Right before all the blood…
stopping Carrie at exactly this moment so that it's a feel-good movie now pic.twitter.com/13xiwry9S6
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) October 24, 2020
2. Hey…you doing okay?
This seems a little bit extreme.
I want my weighted blanket to kill me
— wyatt f (@wyattfair) August 12, 2020
3. You must be a master chef.
I can tell by this photo.
Added salt to my pasta but the vibes are still off pic.twitter.com/fkf1VpaVNU
— Content Kings (@CONT3NTKINGS) October 26, 2020
4. I care, okay? I care!
About the McRib, that is…
it’s always “when is the McRib coming back” and never “how are you doing person who runs the McDonald’s account”
— McDonald's (@McDonalds) October 23, 2020
5. I will always love you.
Yes, I’m talking to you.
Whitney Houston be like
— Vittorio Angelone (@thatvittorio) October 19, 2020
6. They set the bar pretty low.
That’s all it takes, I guess.
guns n’ roses only criteria for calling a place “paradise:”
1) women are attractive
2) grass normal color
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) October 15, 2020
7. I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t want to eat that.
It sounds delicious!
babe are you okay??? you’ve barely touched your sonic limited edition curry pic.twitter.com/UWLlQz6tWC
— abz (@Iqrde) October 25, 2020
8. Not gonna happen tonight.
NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS GAME.
My son just asked me how I know his name… I’m not in the mood tonight
— swamp monster (@_BIGSYD) October 20, 2020
9. That’s how I’m really feeling inside.
And it’s not good!
When I send "🙂", this is what I mean https://t.co/xg0NhCgHzQ
— AM 🧻 (@Abdulmir19) October 16, 2020
10. Yeah, it’s still not looking great.
Not to be a downer…
"i can't wait for 2020 to be over" babe there's a whole nother year after this and then maybe even some other years
— nash™ (@itsnashflynn) October 28, 2020
11. Doesn’t really seem like you’re working too hard.
Crack open those books!
Me:I’m scared of tomorrow’s test Also me: pic.twitter.com/OBrPpzZpRN
— ꤤ (@diabolllus) October 26, 2020
12. Hahahaha. I don’t know why I think this is so funny.
But it is!
Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) October 20, 2020
Hey, you! Yeah, you!
We want you to make us laugh now.
In the comments, share some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately.
We want memes, tweets, jokes, photos, all the good stuff! Thanks!