Man, the poor Karens of the world really can’t catch a break lately, can they?
They’ve become the poster child for the lady who “wants to speak to the manager,” and now THIS.
But maybe they actually deserve all this criticism? All I’m saying is that this didn’t appear out of nowhere, okay?
Let’s get on with it…pssshhhhtttt…Karens…
1. Thanks for that…for eternity.
Whoever decided the work week was 5 days and the weekend was 2 was most likely named Karen
— pour me a drink (@txwhiskeyneat) February 21, 2019
2. You know it exists.
Somewhere out there is a woman named Karen who made herself personalized items that say, "Keep calm and Karen on." I'm sure of it.
— The Girl Who Came to Stay (@Mom_Overboard) August 19, 2019
3. I’m dead, isn’t that enough?
You could die, and some soccer mom named Karen will still ask you to RSVP for Kevin’s birthday party.
— TheUKArtist (@subscribe_pie) August 28, 2019
4. A terrible idea.
I just tried to kill a cockroach with Dove body spray, now it's name is Karen and she won't shut up about yoga
— Natasha (@dramadelinquent) December 23, 2019
5. They just appear.
do babies named Karen even exist or do they just appear one day with 3 kids and wanna speak to the manager
— Sofia Mendoca (@sofiamendoca) October 13, 2017
6. These are facts.
It's a little known fact that everyone in HR must be named Karen, Susan or Linda.
— Northern Lights ??? (@PinkCamoTO) July 25, 2014
7. A great relationship.
Me and a coworker named Karen have this really cute thing where she tries to tell me what to do and I tell her that's not my fucking job.
— Cable's Good Boy (@Boney_White) July 7, 2012
8. I quit!
I have a new girl named "Karen" in my accounting department. If I ever had an excuse to quit my job, she is going to be my reason why.
— Fran ? (@PwrFulWmn) June 6, 2017
9. That’s REALLY harsh.
Women named Karen have children named Kyle.
— Amanda B (@amandajpanda) June 6, 2019
10. You’re doing it!
today is my last day at my job, and i'm fighting a woman named karen in a google doc, and let me just say, this is exactly what i wanted for myself
— leyla (@leylaaa31) January 29, 2020
11. Now you’re in trouble…
When the Karen haircut hits pic.twitter.com/B8bEN3ZjVg
— Fired by Julien (@AndddDink) January 30, 2020
12. That is a very good observation.
I’m surprised more hurricanes aren’t named Karen.
— Karen from finance (@BoredomDidIt) August 30, 2019
To all the Karens out there…we’re sorry if we offended you.
But it had to be done!
If you are a Karen who is pretty stable and normal, please sound off in the comments! We’d love to hear from you!