I’ve spent a lot of time in Florida, and, while I always defend it because I like it, there’s something…strange about the whole state.

Is it the crime? Cause the Sunshine State has A TON of weird crime stories. All the time.

The Twitter account Florida Man follows all the weirdness coming out of the state, and the headlines are amazing/hilarious/crazy/utterly terrifying.

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