I thought the disgraceful Cotton Candy flavor at my local ice cream parlor was the bottom of the barrel, but boy was I wrong.

All of these ice cream flavors should be outlawed. FOREVER.

1. Goat Cheese and Black Olive

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2. Breast Milk

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3. Fish and Chips

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4. Garlic

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5. Foie Gras (Duck Liver)

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6. Maine Lobster

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7. Fig and Fresh Brown Turkey

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8. Avocado with Mint and Sour Cream

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9. Spaghetti and Cheese

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10. Cicada

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