I’m gonna go on the record here…I’m obsessed with pizza. Like, it’s kind of a problem. I can eat it every day for every meal, even breakfast. I don’t do that, of course, but I can dream, can’t I…?
If you’re on Team Pizza with me, these tweets are going to make a whole lot of sense.
PS: I’m starving…
1. I hear this in my head every day.
Them: You need to listen to your body more.
Body: You're old. And you want pizza.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 12, 2019
2. One last bite…
if I order pizza again this week may god strike me dead
[god strikes me]
[I'm dying]
quick I don't have long put the pizza to my lips— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) March 7, 2018
3. It’s even better.
Someone is bringing me pizza this is what getting flowers must feel like
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) January 7, 2018
4. That’s what hurt me.
Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Me: *points to empty pizza box*— moody monday (@mdob11) May 30, 2014
5. It’s simply the best.
FYI: pizza will never break your heart or tell you your bangs are crooked
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) August 27, 2012
6. I have two questions.
People who don't eat the pizza crust:
1. Why do you do that
2. Can I have it— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) March 25, 2015
7. I need to track this person down.
This elevator smells like pizza at 9:30am and it makes me wonder if someone else is living a better life than me.
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) January 17, 2018
8. Just go for it!
I'm going to wear a skin-clearing face mask while eating a whole cheese pizza. I really hope they cancel each other out.
— Lilly (@Lilly) April 4, 2018
9. I need to be alone with the pizza.
me at 17: someone please come over i hate being alone
me at 23: leave the pizza at the front door then knock and go away
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) January 26, 2019
10. Let’s renew our vows.
Wife: Do you mind if we have pizza two nights in a row?
Me: Will you marry me again?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 24, 2018
11. That’s all you need!
There are plenty of fish in the sea but I want pizza.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) January 14, 2019
12. Let’s try for another one.
I react to seeing a pizza the way most women react when they see a baby. It makes me want another one of my own.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 10, 2018
13. That whole arm is going in there.
When someone takes the last slice of pizza. pic.twitter.com/OqL2CRCgxO
— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) December 2, 2016
14. I’ve often thought about this…
porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 31, 2012
15. That’s my kid!
I asked my 1-year-old if she wanted pizza.
She nodded so hard she fell over.
So, yes, I'm sure she's mine.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 30, 2017
Is pizza the love of your life?
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